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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives
WASHINGTONExpressing concerns about the propriety of being left alone with a syrup container of the opposite sex, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly asked his waiter Thursday to remove Mrs. Butterworth from the table until his wife arrived to join him at a local diner. Excuse me, sir, would you please take this out of my line of sight until my wife gets here? said Pence, who reportedly attempted to put the tables sugar dispenser and salt and pepper shakers between him and the feminine syrup bottle before deciding that even having Mrs. Butterworth within arms reach could lead him to have impure thoughts. It just would not be right for me to sit here alone with a woman-shaped container, particularly one as shapely as this. In fact, I would advise you to do the same for the man sitting over thereI see he is sitting very close to Mrs. Butterworth even though he appears to be wearing a wedding ring. At press time, Pence had asked the waiter to pour syrup on his pancakes for him, as it would be unseemly to handle the curves of the plastic woman in such a public place.
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Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives (Original Post)
demmiblue
Mar 2017
OP
Pence is fighting desires. In a past life, he was Dr. Flint whose wife hated his forced dalliances.
TheBlackAdder
Mar 2017
#2
Buns_of_Fire
(17,174 posts)1. Betcha he has a few bottles hidden in his desk drawer, though. nt
TheBlackAdder
(28,183 posts)2. Pence is fighting desires. In a past life, he was Dr. Flint whose wife hated his forced dalliances.
Gabi Hayes
(28,795 posts)3. MUCH better Mrs. Butterworth story here:
go to 1:04
promise you will LAUGH!
rest of the vid had me snorting in spots. audience did not know how to react. that was the best part!
milestogo
(16,829 posts)4. What a freak.
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,922 posts)5. That Mrs. Butterworth is one hot babe
No wonder Pence can't control himself.