Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:05 AM
skip fox (19,101 posts)
"It slipped my mind." . . . Please come CAPTION Devin Nunes!!!!![]() Devin (The Ambulating Cloud) Nunes is saying: "It all just came back to me over breakfast this morning. . . . The reason I went to the White House that night was to flush out and expose a double agent who I'd duped into giving me classified information. . . . And to my surprise, there were actually two of them! . . . Why, the first thing the next morning I had to inform the President before these moles had released our nuclear codes and other top secret things. . . . It was a matter of utmost national emergency. . . . I just made up that other stuff to make the spies think I was going along with them . . . Until the nation was safe again. . . . And over my cornflakes this morning, I realized it was. . . . Why is that so hard to believe?" ****************************************** Above CAPTION based on the following NY Times story: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/30/us/politics/devin-nunes-intelligence-reports.html?_r=0
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Author | Time | Post |
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skip fox | Mar 2017 | OP |
SummerSnow | Mar 2017 | #1 | |
Kahuna7 | Mar 2017 | #2 | |
Docreed2003 | Mar 2017 | #3 | |
vlyons | Mar 2017 | #4 | |
chelsea0011 | Mar 2017 | #5 | |
Historic NY | Mar 2017 | #6 | |
luvMIdog | Mar 2017 | #7 | |
get the red out | Mar 2017 | #8 | |
randome | Mar 2017 | #9 | |
forgotmylogin | Mar 2017 | #10 | |
dchill | Mar 2017 | #11 | |
Roland99 | Mar 2017 | #12 | |
dembotoz | Mar 2017 | #13 | |
randome | Mar 2017 | #14 | |
skip fox | Mar 2017 | #15 | |
Vinca | Mar 2017 | #16 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:07 AM
SummerSnow (12,608 posts)
1. " Damn, I really blew it "
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:09 AM
Kahuna7 (2,531 posts)
2. Must not look guilty. Must not look guilty. DAMN! I probably look guilty. nt
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:14 AM
Docreed2003 (15,022 posts)
3. "God I hope this investigation is over, my ass is covered in this mess. I don't like jail...
Please don't make me go"
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:14 AM
vlyons (9,375 posts)
4. They're not buying it ...
Damn!
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:16 AM
chelsea0011 (10,115 posts)
5. I am going to pretend that I just didn't step into that pile of dog shit
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:17 AM
Historic NY (36,481 posts)
6. "So much for not outing his confidential WH sources"...
I bet they're feeling pretty shitty right about now.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:19 AM
luvMIdog (2,533 posts)
7. "Liars glance down before lying . Oh shit I just did that"
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:21 AM
get the red out (13,436 posts)
8. I thought we were playing "James Bond"
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:23 AM
randome (34,845 posts)
9. "Stop laughing at me. I mean it. Please stop. It's not funny. Stop laughing. You're racist."
"My mother says I did the right thing. Stop bullying me."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:25 AM
forgotmylogin (7,190 posts)
10. "If one always lies, and the other always tells the truth..."
"Would he tell me that this door leads to the White House?"
"I've never understood it..." |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:35 AM
dchill (34,725 posts)
11. "Anybody got a cigarette? I forgot my cigarettes again."
"Anybody got a light?"
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:35 AM
Roland99 (52,964 posts)
12. "The email said a rich prince had died in Nigeria"
"And he had no heirs and that I was selected to receive the inheritance. All I had to do was wire $5,000 for a security deposit before the process could begin.
How was I to know it wasn't real?!" |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:46 AM
dembotoz (15,611 posts)
13. She said she was over12 years old. Er I meant to say 18
Response to dembotoz (Reply #13)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:50 AM
randome (34,845 posts)
14. He does have that predator-in-the-spotlight look about him, doesn't he?
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 12:48 PM
skip fox (19,101 posts)
15. D. Nunes is saying:
"How can you guys believe such crazy things? . . . This is clearly an Obama-Clinton set up!"
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 12:51 PM
Vinca (49,022 posts)
16. "That wasn't me in the video with the heifer. Why would they think that???"
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