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Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:05 AM

"It slipped my mind." . . . Please come CAPTION Devin Nunes!!!!




Devin (The Ambulating Cloud) Nunes is saying: "It all just came back to me over breakfast this morning. . . . The reason I went to the White House that night was to flush out and expose a double agent who I'd duped into giving me classified information. . . . And to my surprise, there were actually two of them! . . . Why, the first thing the next morning I had to inform the President before these moles had released our nuclear codes and other top secret things. . . . It was a matter of utmost national emergency. . . . I just made up that other stuff to make the spies think I was going along with them . . . Until the nation was safe again. . . . And over my cornflakes this morning, I realized it was. . . . Why is that so hard to believe?"


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Above CAPTION based on the following NY Times story:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/30/us/politics/devin-nunes-intelligence-reports.html?_r=0

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:07 AM

1. " Damn, I really blew it "

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:09 AM

2. Must not look guilty. Must not look guilty. DAMN! I probably look guilty. nt

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:14 AM

3. "God I hope this investigation is over, my ass is covered in this mess. I don't like jail...

Please don't make me go"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:14 AM

4. They're not buying it ...

Damn!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:16 AM

5. I am going to pretend that I just didn't step into that pile of dog shit

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:17 AM

6. "So much for not outing his confidential WH sources"...

I bet they're feeling pretty shitty right about now.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:19 AM

7. "Liars glance down before lying . Oh shit I just did that"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:21 AM

8. I thought we were playing "James Bond"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:23 AM

9. "Stop laughing at me. I mean it. Please stop. It's not funny. Stop laughing. You're racist."

 

"My mother says I did the right thing. Stop bullying me."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:25 AM

10. "If one always lies, and the other always tells the truth..."

"Would he tell me that this door leads to the White House?"

"I've never understood it..."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:35 AM

11. "Anybody got a cigarette? I forgot my cigarettes again."

"Anybody got a light?"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:35 AM

12. "The email said a rich prince had died in Nigeria"

"And he had no heirs and that I was selected to receive the inheritance. All I had to do was wire $5,000 for a security deposit before the process could begin.

How was I to know it wasn't real?!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:46 AM

13. She said she was over12 years old. Er I meant to say 18

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Response to dembotoz (Reply #13)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:50 AM

14. He does have that predator-in-the-spotlight look about him, doesn't he?

 

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 12:48 PM

15. D. Nunes is saying:

"How can you guys believe such crazy things? . . . This is clearly an Obama-Clinton set up!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 31, 2017, 12:51 PM

16. "That wasn't me in the video with the heifer. Why would they think that???"

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