Toon: Where can we go?

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[BlueCaliDem]

1. I hear Haiti is nice this time of year.

May all the Righties move there! It would be better for this country.

[Jack Rabbit]

9. Haiti is off the 'Baggers list

Haiti has a black president.

[Jamaal510]

12. ...And is over 85% black.

[nxylas]

25. It goes a little deeper than that

They like to compare Haiti to the neighboring Dominican Republic, which they cite as doing much better economically. The reason they don't like it is that it was founded following a slave uprising. Dominican blacks, in teabagger mythology, are much less uppity, and know their place.

[Warpy]

10. Haiti has national health insurance

although very few people can afford it.

In fact, the US is the only country in the western hemisphere that doesn't have national health insurance.

They're going to have to set their sights on Asia and Africa and the pickings are pretty slim there, too.

[magnifisense]

2. So the teabaggers finally realized Canada isn't the place to go.

Toooo funny.

[amerciti001]

3. Let's advocate that they all move to...

Somalia or Iran. Also, they will love Somalia, why? No Gun Control.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Plenty of guns, no gun control, no functioning government,

no regulations, no taxes. A Libertarian paradise. Let's take up a collection and buy Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell one-way tickets to Mogadishu.

[Warpy]

11. Don't forget the sunny climate and unspoiled beaches

all ready for beachfront property development once the pirates have been paid off.

[ErikJ]

14. Assault rifle dealers on every corner in Somalia

An NRA Teabaggin' paradise.

[TahitiNut]

19. I hear the government there is small enough to be drowned in a bath tub.

[kenfrequed]

29. Hmm...

I hear that Galt's Gulch is actually on Mars. Maybe we can convince them all to move there.

[lonestarnot]

32. The could move to the Pakistani border where the Taliban hang out. They'll fit right in there.

Specifically to Dre Nishter village of North Waziristan. Trans-Pacific Partnership Free Trade Agreement (TPP FTA) is an evil secret plan.

[ladym55]

4. If you hate government,

I suggest Somalia. No pesky regulations there!

[HughBeaumont]

6. Uh, let's see . . . stay right where you are???

Typical American Dumbass thinks that the ACA is even remotely like "Universal Health Care".

We're never going to SNIFF Universal Health Care in our lifetimes. The Insurance Lobby is way too large, too incestuous and too mastering of our elected officials. I'd love to be proven wrong, but I'm willing to bet I won't be.

[Beartracks]

7. Wow, in the Tulsa World??

A lot of Okies probably won't "get" this cartoon, sad to say. Nice job, Bruce Plante!

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[Alcibiades]

22. It is Tulsa

It is to OK what Austin is to TX.

[Art_from_Ark]

24. Tulsa's not at all like Austin

Tulsa, which once billed itself as the "Oil Capital of the World", is very conservative. It is home to Oral Roberts University, and Tulsa County votes overwhelmingly Republican in elections-- more than 60% of the county's votes went to bu$h in 2004 and to McCain in 2008.

Norman is probably Oklahoma's closest version of Austin.

[bigbrother05]

26. 100% correct, Tulsa has always been the Republican capital of OK

And any Okie will tell you Normal (Norman) is the liberal center

[ErikJ]

28. No shorts or beards allowed on Oral Roberts U

I remember passing thru Tulsa once when I went to tour ORU. After about a half hour some student came up to me and said that shorts and beards werent allowed on campus so youll have to leave. I should have said Jesus had a beard and/or taken off my shorts and boxers.

[Beartracks]

31. Really, and that applies to visitors, too?

That would be kinda silly. I can understand a dress and grooming code for students and even faculty, but visitors? I guess you weren't on any official tour, but just walking around on your own. But still....

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[SoCalDem]

8. How much for one way tickets to Syria?

Sounds like a perfect place for right wingers.. ..low housing costs too..lots of "fixer uppers" with free-for-the-taking building materials..all laying around ..

[Spitfire of ATJ]

13. What's funny is the kids are all mindlessly texting,...and look at the dog....

[ErikJ]

15. His cartoon on 6/28

Wow, I thought Tulsa would lynch a guy like this living there.

[SunSeeker]

18. LOL! Dog carrier on roof--nice touch! nt

[neeksgeek]

27. Love it!

That is hilarious! Made my morning.

[XanaDUer]

16. Hell? nt

[DeSwiss]

17. K&R

- Oh yeah, you want to live in a conservative-religious state? You got it buddy!

[uponit7771]

20. +1!

[JohnnyRingo]

21. K&R

Nice artwork too. I think I know that guy.

[Catherine Tarry]

23. Spam deleted by Violet_Crumble (MIR Team)

[nxylas]

30. Here's a handy visual guide for them

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Universal_health_care.svg