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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhen Mitch McConnell dies
I will work on getting that day named a National holiday. Just because I'll be so happy to celebrate the day that piece of shit goes room temperature.
Skittles
(153,111 posts)he just ENJOYS sticking it to the poor
a true psychopath
Alice11111
(5,730 posts)to children, the disabled, the poor, and anyone but the filthy rich and calloused.
LeftInTX
(25,126 posts)LOL Lib
(1,462 posts)I would just be terrible if he lingers alone, bed ridden in agony, and begs for the sweet release of death. Terrible I tell ya.
NanceGreggs
(27,813 posts)... I'll go to his funeral in a red dress.
brer cat
(24,523 posts)Ilsa
(61,690 posts)cloudbase
(5,511 posts)Just to make sure.
Hope I don't catch Elaine with the pool boy.
Dustlawyer
(10,494 posts)old guy
(3,283 posts)He is so damn crooked they will just screw him in the ground.
AwakeAtLast
(14,123 posts)Will drop trou and piss on his grave. I might even chuck the pants for a skirt!
old guy
(3,283 posts)I hate standing in long lines.
putitinD
(1,551 posts)Ilsa
(61,690 posts)dalton99a
(81,392 posts)shenmue
(38,506 posts)irisblue
(32,929 posts)And them I'm gonna find Shenmue...
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)VOX
(22,976 posts)Roger Ailes shouldn't be left out of the party. Same with all those pieces of fetid matter crapped out of the dying lower colon of the Nixon administration.
But yes, The Turtle's "transformation" really must be celebrated with gusto.
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)get a pallet or two of beer pick up every one I can find and head to his grave so we can piss on it.
VOX
(22,976 posts)Also, I'll knock back a few on the way so I can really provide a "thorough irrigation."
briv1016
(1,570 posts)The names may change but the policy of hate will always remain.
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)I despise Turtle. Satan himself could replace him, probably not be any more evil, and I'll still smile.
Solly Mack
(90,758 posts)McConnell should have been aborted, spontaneously or otherwise.
MurrayDelph
(5,292 posts)That's going to be one well-fertilized grave.
bdamomma
(63,799 posts)your thread, but then I saw "When". He is a vile man.
Martin Eden
(12,844 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)oldtime dfl_er
(6,930 posts)I never thought anyone despised him as much as me. I will lead a marching band dressed in red across his grave.
Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)a lot of people are going to want piss on it.
Dem2theMax
(9,637 posts)I am howling with laughter at all of the replies.
DU. The best place on the Internets.
ET Awful
(24,753 posts)LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,564 posts)I hate to wait in line to pee.
OldRedneck
(1,397 posts)I don't like standing in line all day.
OnDoutside
(19,948 posts)Charles J Haughey was a former Irish Prime Minister. And crook.
clarkrd
(54 posts)But I won't be happy either.
Im sorry, I wont shed glee on the death of someone I disagree with.
niyad
(113,055 posts)one of the most vicious, ugly, hate-mongering pieces of shite who waste our taxpayer money and oxygen.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)It will be a day of jubilation!
bathroommonkey76
(3,827 posts)Cept I'll be baking a turtle cake and watching this turtle video in his honor.
All I did after Helms death was masturbate into a sock.
Tanuki
(14,914 posts)Just sayin'.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_(tortoise)
Harriet (c. 1830 June 23, 2006) was a Galápagos tortoise (Geochelone nigra porteri) who had an estimated age of 175 years at the time of her death in Australia. Harriet is the third oldest tortoise, behind Tu'i Malila, who died in 1965 at the age of 188, and Adwaita, who died in 2006 at the estimated age of 255.[1][2][3][4]
She was reportedly collected by Charles Darwin during his 1835 visit to the Galápagos Islands as part of his round-the-world survey expedition, transported to England, and then brought to her final home, Australia, by a retiring captain of the Beagle. However, some doubt was cast on this story by the fact that Darwin had never visited the island that Harriet originally came from.
LeftInTX
(25,126 posts)tandem5
(2,072 posts)damn you "when"!!!
TomJulie
(98 posts)Most of my family are right wing and they too hate McConnell every bit as much as we do. Paul Ryan too.
Crunchy Frog
(26,578 posts)Xolodno
(6,384 posts)...eat some sugar free chocolates....which don't exactly agree with me.
...drop my pants, squat like I'm in the woods and release the pressure.
...oh and I am environmentally friendly, so I'll bury the toilet paper I use in the same spot.
niyad
(113,055 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,154 posts)But I don't see any problem in making two passes.
Or even three, if you're pre-loaded by having several bean burritos the night before.
Just keep the line moving, please. We want everyone to have a shot.
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Donkees
(31,332 posts)Initech
(100,038 posts)progressoid
(49,945 posts)when DUers would lament how we shouldn't grave dance when someone dies?
I guess we've gotten over that since we're already making plans for it!
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)because, unfortunately, the skeevy prick is still drawing breath.
crazycatlady
(4,492 posts)And have Doggy 'do its business' on the gravesite. And no plastic bag either.
Turbineguy
(37,291 posts)I'd be wearing a festive shirt, sipping champagne and looking for an attractive tango partner.
And I think his grave should be done in a "dance floor surrounded by urinals" motif.
NewRedDawn
(790 posts)will be given a state Kremlin Funeral by Pootie. Probably interned with Lenin, Stalin, & the gang.