Mike Pence is in the Situation Room - are any women allowed in there with him?
Mikey must be scared if he's left alone for a minute with any females in there! Especially with the excitement of war and all! He must be getting hot and bothered thinking of those Tomahawk Missiles hitting their target, boom!
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/other-things-mike-pence-cannot-be-alone-in-a-room-with
Other Things Mike Pence Cannot Be Alone in a Room With
In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife. —the Washington Post.
Two women who are not his wife
One woman who is not his wife, and one man who is short
Photographs containing women who are not his wife
Men who have the same name as his wife
Curvy lampshade
The Temptations’ “Greatest Hits” album
Sofa with more than two pillows
Sofa with one long, buxom pillow
Peanut butter (smooth)
Shag rugs
“Will & Grace” DVDs
Legislation that benefits women other than his wife
Paintings of ripe fruit
Jared Leto
Garlic, a crucifix, direct sunlight, or a vampire hunter other than his wife
Windows with views of hills that, if you squint, look sort of like sideways breasts
Dogs that are not German shepherds
A blank white wall where an image of a woman other than his wife could be projected
Peanut butter (chunky)
An empty tissue box that he could stick his dick in
Poor people
Ethan Kuperberg won a Peabody Award for his work on the TV series “Transparent.”
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His best option.
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Kicking.
Perfect! Let's send him one of these!
(I miss Jean Shepard.)
That's the one we want, definitely!
Thanks longship.
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