Putin Angrily Resigns from Trumps Relection Campaign

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—In a stunning rebuke of a former close political ally, Russian President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday angrily resigned from Donald Trump’s 2020 reëlection campaign.

The abrupt resignation sent shockwaves through the Trump reëlection organization, for which Putin had served as chairman.

Putin’s sudden departure, which he announced during a joint appearance with the United States Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, appeared to catch the former ExxonMobil C.E.O. off guard.

“Given the recent actions of Donald Trump, I feel that I can no longer effectively serve as his campaign chairman,” Putin told reporters, while Tillerson looked on awkwardly.

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[Leghorn21]

1. Would life without Borowitz be worth the effort?? Nyet! Thank you, Yo! eom

[NastyRiffraff]

2. Seriously I can picture Putin saying

WTF??!! After all I did for you. I put you in the White House!

[sheshe2]

3. Ha!!!!!

[UTUSN]

4. Bwah-ha-HAH!1 n/t

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

5. Uh oh.

Already his re-election is in jeopardy!