Pyongyang just attempted a missile launch and failed

[NightWatcher]

So far CNBC is the first to report but it's breaking now.

Link to tweet

[4139]

1. aka Fat Boy couldn't get it up!

[pangaia]

2. Sorry about the birthday present grandpa.

[AngryAmish]

3. No such thing as a failed launch.

Every launch gives data.

Ask Bezos.

[AJT]

4. and 45s failed retaliation will be?

[BannonsLiver]

5. Executions soon to follow

They are probably loading the ack ack gun right now.

[Mr. Ected]

6. What could have gone wrong?

They just needed to find a gigantic bottle of Coke and a huge Mento.

[Hoyt]

7. Trump's boys probably called Kim up and said "fire a dud, we both save face."

[UTUSN]

8. So Drumpf drops the bigly