Preview For This Week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots

[Initech]

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Now if you’re not already angry enough, while we don’t mind that 36 terrorists were killed in the explosion, there’s some other strange musings regarding this story. We’re teetering on the brink of nuclear war. You know it’s a step up from regular war in a way that Premium Economy is a step up from Basic Economy - it's still the shitty part of the plane, and it's much more fucking expensive for the toll it takes on you, and it’s what the military industrial complex really wants.

In its second major display of military might in one week, the US dropped its most powerful non-nuclear bomb on ISIS positions in a remote part of Afghanistan.

Afghan officials said 36 militants were killed in the strike in Nangarhar province, near the Pakistan border. The US military previously estimated ISIS had 600 to 800 fighters operating in the area.
On Thursday night, a GBU-43/B Massive Ordinance Air Blast bomb (MOAB), capable of destroying an area equivalent to nine city blocks, was dropped on a network of fortified underground tunnels ISIS had been using to stage attacks on government forces.

Read more: http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/14/asia/afghanistan-isis-moab-bomb/

George Carlin was right – war is just a big prick waving dick fight and that’s exactly what Mr. Tiny Hands Donald J. Trump is doing. And if you don’t believe he has tiny hands, just look at his gigantic fat ass waddling up a hill on his precious Trump branded golf course:



Where’s Stewie with a Tuba when you need him?

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We are back everybody! This week on the show, we appear on Cake Boss, we tell you some fun events for 4/20, the Joker talks to Alex Jones, we expose a potential terrorist group, Trump drops bombs and not the ones in the toilet while he tweets, Mar-A-Lago is the unhealthiest restaurant on the planet, professional Trump troll Mike Cernovich threatens blackmail, Survivor outs a transgender contestant, and we come up with better uses for the $35K that Trump has spent so far on golf cart rentals. All this plus the next round of our Stupidest State Contest - Michigan Vs. Kansas. The winner will go on to face Texas for the Layover League championship. The loser goes home. Plus for 4/20, we have an appropriate musical guest! Stay tuned!

Top 10 Conservative Idiots: Wednesdays at 10:00 AM. /shameless self promotion

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. This post is NOT shameless self promotion!

I'd rather say it's advanced warning!

Thanks for the peek, my dear Initech!