Desk contents: pencil, unopened box of Trojans, well-thumbed dirty joke book. CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!

[skip fox]

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Bill ("Eat your heart out, God&quot O'Reilly is thinking: "Yeah, I like the sound of that: The Factor at the Blaze, The Factor on Fire. . . . That's so much better than The Factor on Fox. . . . Hell, a fox is damned near a domestic animal like a cat or a teddy bear. . . . Not like the world on fire. . . . Or how 'bout 'The Factor on the O'Reilly Network'? . . . Wow, that really does it for me, . . . and I'm sure I could find enough backers. . . . I mean if that simpleton Beck could do it, how hard can it be? . . . Or how 'bout 'Bill O'Reilly, The Movie I'? . . . Or maybe I could start a franchise where people can come and pay to hear what I think. . . Or how 'bout . . ."



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Above CAPTION based on the joyful possibility that O'Reilly will be cancelled, as discussed in the New YOurk Times:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/18/business/media/fox-bill-oreilly.html?_r=0

[LOL Lib]

1. WARNING! ACHTUNG!

This image is likely to cause spontaneous vaginal dryness and an inability to uncross ones legs. The condition is known as O'Reillitis and can cause permanent damage. Seek medical help if symptoms last for more than 4 hours.

[underpants]

2. Can't you fix that with a loofah?

Hilarious post LOL Lib

[LOL Lib]

5. LOL Loofah Faced Cro-Magnon

Thanks underpants!

[underpants]

3. I smell a new book - "Killing O'Reilly"

Hell, he killed Reagan prematurely in one of his books.

[KittyWampus]

4. Which mirror allows me to see past my black soul?

[underpants]

6. He calls his mirror time "DOING IT LIVE!!"

[KittyWampus]

8. With a luffa!

[skip fox]

7. Billo is thinking:

"Hell, they're just pretending to be mad at me. . . . But who couldn't love this face? . . . And they love it when I straighten my tie. . . . It's like popping a cork or stroking the head. . . . Anyway, all this sexual harassment business is such obvious baloney. . . . Who would ever believe I could be capable of such crudeness? . .. Besides, they all want it, anyway."

[flotsam]

9. Billo Reilly EXIT? N/T