The Trump Administration's First 100 Days. A Report Card.

[TrollBuster9090]

What's all this talk about Trump not having accomplished anything in his first 100 days? He's broken quite a few records!

Here's a partial list:

-Blew up 50 years of the One China policy by taking a call from the President of Taiwan.

-Insulted Germany by refusing to shake Angela Merkel’s hand.

-Insulted Britain by claiming they illegally investigated him after hearing a wing-nut say so on his favourite TV show, Fox & Fiends.

-Congratulated Turkey on becoming a dictatorship.

-Marked Holocaust Memorial Week with a speech that didn’t mention Jews.

-Signed a bill allowing nutcases to buy guns.

-Somehow managed to lose an aircraft carrier group in the south Pacific.

-Alienated the CIA by boasting about his crowd sizes in front of their KIA agent memorial.

-Blew up 200 years of Senate rules by jamming a right-wing crackpot into a stolen Supreme Court seat.

-Launched a multi-million dollar ‘investigation’ into his predecessor’s ‘wire tapp’ after he heard some crap on Mark Levin’s wingnut radio show.

-Destroyed his own Press Secretary’s credibility on his first day by forcing him to tell lies about his inauguration day crowd sizes.

-Became the first President in history to bluntly admit that he had no idea how complicated the job is before he started doing it (ie-"who would have thought health care could be so complicated?&quot I'm pretty sure W realized that, too, but had the brains not to confess it in front of a TV camera.

-Made history by having the first NSA Advisor who was simultaneously working for all three of the USA, Russia, and Turkey. Made more history by firing him a month later.

-Broke 50 years of nepotism rules by appointing his son-in-law to run the entire Executive Branch.

-Broke all expense rules by having three official residences, spending the LEAST amount of time in the White House of any President.

-Won the Golden Slack-Ass Award for playing more golf in his first 100 days than all of his predecessors combined.

-Stacked his cabinet with more Wall Street crooks and kleptocrats than all of his predecessors combined.

-Walked out of three Executive Order signing ceremonies without remembering to sign the orders.

-Introduced the pejorative term ‘alternative facts’ into the political lexicon.

-Destabilized NATO.

-Officially re-named the U.S. Navy as The Spanish Armada.

-Confused firing missiles at Syria with firing missiles at Iraq due to being preoccupied with Maria Barteromo’s hooters.

-Broke all records for making money off of being President by having all foreign dignitaries stay at the Trump Hotel in Washington.

-Single handedly rejuvenated Alec Baldwin’s career.

-Single handedly depleted the Fox News pundit clown car by appointing them all to cabinet positions.

[True Dough]

1. 'It doesn't matter'

Trump: 'Doesn't matter' if healthcare vote is next week

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/329968-trump-doesnt-matter-if-healthcare-vote-is-next-week


Funny how his tune has changed now that he is exposed to the challenges of "governing." If only he could pass everything by executive order...

[Initech]

2. I'd give him an F--. Worst president ever.

[lapucelle]

3. The Onion is doing a day-by-day diary

of Trump's first 100 days.

http://www.theonion.com/live/president-donald-trump-first-100-days-55086/entry/270