Oh...please, please, please.

[sheshe2]

Everyone here must tune into the White House Correspondents Dinner .. send the Nielsen ratings through the roof! It will drive don cra cra if their ratings are larger than his.


........................................................
Donald Trump Announces Rally On Same Night As White House Correspondents Dinner

Because, of course.

President Donald Trump will hold a rally for supporters in Pennsylvania next Saturday in an apparent attempt to divert attention from the White House Correspondents Association dinner in Washington, D.C. being held the same day, which he has refused to attend.


More! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-rally-white-house-correspondents-dinner_us_58fb9273e4b018a9ce5bc877?uje&ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. His knuckle-dragging fans wouldn't watch the WHCA dinner anyhow,

but I hope everybody else does.

[sheshe2]

2. I know...but we can in large #'s.

I would love to see a small turnout for him.

[Squinch]

3. Kick. Frickin baby.

[sheshe2]

5. Tee hee hee.

And the press will all be at the Correspondents Dinner!

[Demtexan]

4. Have President Obama be at the dinner.

That will do it.

[sheshe2]

6. And Hillary!

[Demtexan]

7. Yep.

I will watch then.
It would be good to see them together.
That would burn Thump really good.

[mahannah]

8. And Bernie.

[Demtexan]

11. All three.

That would be really great.
Little Thump can go kick his little feet some place else.

[Kath2]

23. They SHOULD have Hillary!

She only got about 3 million more votes than Trump!

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. "NOT the White House Correspondent's Dinner" is also next Saturday.

And I'm sure Ishtar is also playing somewhere. And I think TLC is showing a rerun of Honey Boo Boo Explodes. I'm sure some network is showing a five-hour documentary on the aerodynamics of the basketball.

Any one of which sounds more interesting than watching Rump masturbate in front of a crowd of drooling idiots again.

[napi21]

10. Is th correspondancee dinner aired live anywhere? nt

[sheshe2]

12. I am sure you can find it on the net...

It is also always televised.

[napi21]

19. I found the answer to my own quesrion, it's going to be live on MSNBC .

http://www.msnbc.com/shift/watch/live-white-house-correspondents-dinner-434425411993

[sheshe2]

24. Cool!

[Doitnow]

49. I just tried getting onto your link. Must be overloaded. Good sign.

[Plucketeer]

56. On C-Span too

if you don't want all the over-blather from Tweety and friends.

[Buns_of_Fire]

13. I don't know. I know the "NOT..." dinner will be on TBS at 10 PM Eastern.

As it gets later in the week, I imagine some details should start popping up.

[dflprincess]

33. CSPAN usually airs it. nt

[NastyRiffraff]

46. I'm going to watch it on MSNBC

I'm sure other outlets will carry it, including CSPAN online.

[Demtexan]

14. Is he selling tickets.?

By now only his really hard core followers would go.

A bet a lot of paid people will be there.

A lot of professional signs.

We already know what he will say.

The same old crap.

[Buns_of_Fire]

16. He's going to have to start paying more for his adoring crowds pretty soon.

You're right, though, it'll be the same old crap. His neverending campaign speech. They could put one of those air-powered waving clowns (like you see at car dealerships) up on stage and nobody would be able to tell the difference.

Maybe his meeting with Larry, Moe, and Curly at the WH was to work out the entertainment schedule. Ted, Sarah, and Kid might do "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" in three-part harmony to open the show.

[Demtexan]

17. I was thinking the same thing about his white house guests.

Who else would he get to come.

[mr_lebowski]

57. You sure you don't mean Ted's "Wango Tango" ... which gave the world these profound lyrics ...

"You see it's a crazed gyration of the rock generation
It's my motivation to avoid the nauseation, frustration
When I need some lubrication, baby!

Kinda like, goes kinda like this
You take her right ankle out
You take her left ankle out
You get her belly propped down
You get her butt propped up

Yeah lookin' good now baby
I think you're in the right position now baby
Yeah but if you ain't quite ready I'll make sure everything is a little bit nicer 'cause
I'm gonna get a little talcum
I'm gonna borrow it from Malcolm

Yeah you look so good baby I'm starting to drool all over myself
I got the droolin', droolin', get all wet, salivate, salivate
I got sal-a-vee-late, sal-a-vee-late, sal-a-vee-late
Got sal-a-vee,sal-a-vee,sal-a-vee (uhhuhuhuhuh)

Yeah you look so good baby, I like it, I like it, I like it
You know what I been talkin' about honey
It's a nice dance, we gotta a nice dance goin' here

Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do
You got to pretend your face is a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a gettin' hotty
It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati

It's a fast one too man, baby damn thing's turbocharged
You feel like gettin' a fuel injection honey?

I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it
I'll check out the hood scoop
I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff
I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up,
Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh

Hey you've been drivin' all night long
It's time to put the old Maserati away
So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage
Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead
And the damn thing's open
Hello! Get in there!

Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my baby alive?
She Wango'd to death!"

I seriously didn't just that crap make up. Them's the lyrics, for reals. Huckabee's fave musical cat ...

[napi21]

42. No, No, not the same old stuff! That is his 100th day in office so he's going to go down the list

of ALL his accomplishments! BEST OF ANY FORMER PRESIDENT ya know. I'm so sick of hearing his lies and damn bragging, as soon as I see his face on my tube, I mute it, and if it seems like a long screed, Id switch channels. Anything the idiot says will be hashed out on MSNBC and I'd rather listen there.

[Demtexan]

43. The sight of him makes me gag.

His voice is same.

That is way the not first lady lives in New York.

[kimbutgar]

47. Just looking at the ugly orange face makes me nauseous

[William Seger]

15. You have to be a "Neilson family" to affect the Neilson ratings

I don't know if they still have the "diaries" way of manually logging viewing, but mostly the stats are gathered from set-top boxes installed in participating homes.

[mchill]

35. That's not totally true anymore

https://www.wsj.com/articles/nielsen-to-include-set-top-box-data-in-ratings-for-first-time-1459764001

[TheBlackAdder]

41. Neilson is for snap analytics. With most people having NAU cable boxes, 2-3 days later firm numbers.

[BigOleDummy]

48. I was a Neilson person once....

.... they can be quite nagging when they want/need you for their demographics. Accommodating too, when their box kept screwing up my phone (worked nights at the time and their call back time was exactly when me and my girlfriend talked), they got me an extra line so it wouldn't interfere. Also fixed my T.V. for me when it went out. Lol, you can probably thank me for having Friends on at all times of the day and night there for awhile!

[iluvtennis]

18. love that idea...i'm in

[Kath2]

20. He cannot deal with intelligent people.

[sheshe2]

22. Knuckle dragers are his thing.

[Kath2]

26. Indeed.

Sadly, I know some of them.

[onetexan]

21. Good idea. The jackass will tweet about how his rally got the highest, yuuuuuge attendance

the next day. This mentally ill man lives in his own delusional world and thinks whatever he says happened is what happened.

[Chevy]

25. Will this confuse the media?

After all they love them some rallies. Will it be a little box in the corner kind of thing?

[George II]

27. I suspect CNN, MSNBC, and of course C-Span will be covering the dinner. If he's lucky....

....his rally may be on C-Span 6!



PS - when I saw this it scared me. I got the impression was that the dinner was tonight (even though I was sure it is next week) and that I missed it all! Whew.

[sheshe2]

36. Bwahahhaha

Tune in next week,,,,,should be a hoot.

[Warpy]

28. Most of the time, I'd rather watch paint dry

so I catch up on the highlights at You Tube, but this year, with the dueling venues, I'll be sure to add to Driect TV's statistics for people watching the dinner. I might have the sound muted, but it will be on.

In any case, it will be interesting to see what they have in Dolt45's chair. Cardboard? One of those naked sculptures? An impersonator? Or just an orange fright wig?

[sheshe2]

37. That is a hoot!

Stay tuned.

[sheshe2]

45. Oh my....look who is hosting

The dinner will be hosted by comedian Hasan Minhaj, who is currently a senior correspondent for The Daily Show. He is also Muslim and the son of Indian immigrants.

http://www.refinery29.com/2017/04/149360/what-is-the-white-house-correspondents-dinner-facts

Perhaps they will just leave it empty...maybe Clint Eastwood can come in and have a conversation with it~

[yellowdogintexas]

59. I Love Hasan!!

We cut the cable, so if I can't get a livestream on CSpan or something I will be no help at all .

[sheshe2]

60. If you tweet.....

tweet away~

[csziggy]

29. Those with Twitter accounts should send lots message to Dolt45 about it, too!

That would drive him through the roof if every few minutes he gets a tweet from someone about events at the White House Correspondents Association dinner, the jokes, and the fun everyone is having. It would be especially delightful if he exploded at his own rally in outrage over the avalanche of tweets.

[sheshe2]

30. Well

I don't tweet...yet ya'll let her rip.

[csziggy]

32. I don't tweet either

I hope people who do think come up with an idea to hassle Dolt45 that night, though.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

31. Keep in mind that the ratings are based only on

the current Nielsen families, not just random people out there tuning in.

[DesertRat]

34. We're not a Nielsen family, so our viewing won't count

But, I can watch on CSPAN and send tweets about it during the dinner.

It will be interesting to see if the cable news stations cover the dinner or 45's self-congratulatory rally.

[oldtime dfl_er]

38. Listen up!

If you are a twitter user, TWEET THE HELL OUT OF THE CORRESPONDENTS' DINNER! Make it trend as much as possible. Use hashtags #WHCD and #WhiteHouseCorrespondentsDinner and tweet as much as your fingers will allow. Knock any coverage of the "big rally" right out of twitter.

This is worth joining twitter for. Even if you don't have a single follower, and you never use twitter again, just joining and using those hashtags to tweet will be helpful.

Let's do this!

[mr_lebowski]

58. Watch Trump tweet your message here as the explanation for why nobody showed to his rally ...

"Look here is proof of the massive, unhinged, FAILING Liberal Conspiracy against me! SAD!"

[nikibatts]

39. Will Alec Baldwin be there?

[sheshe2]

40. Oh please yes!

[Gothmog]

44. Agreed

[lark]

50. Damn. I will be in Europe next Sat. so probably won't be able to watch.

I will do my best to watch it as I would love to add to the audience #'s. Hope they're yooge and he goes off in a whiney crying tweet storm about it. I'm sure many here will be tuning in and laughing at him.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

51. It will be interesting to see who shows up on the red carpet

besides Wolf Blitzer.

[Cary]

52. Absolutely!

[heaven05]

53. I need some good laughs

I will watch.....trump get thumped......

[sheshe2]

55. heaven!

I could use a few laughs myself and at the Cheeto Bandido's expense... it will make it so much sweeter.

[cwydro]

54. I don't think we can contribute to the ratings unless we have a Nielson box.

I don't.

Plus, watching the press kiss up to politicians and vice versa holds no attraction for me. Ugh.

[sheshe2]

62. We did.

3million more votes.

Your point?