"I didn't . . . except I maybe did." . . . Please come CAPTION Carter Page!!

[skip fox]

Carter ("My mother never believed me either&quot Page is saying: "Listen, Michael, when I said I had meetings with then-candidate Trump, I was using 'meetings' in the British sense of attending his rallies. . . . So like when I sayid I never colluded with Russian intelligence officials in terms of hacking or arranging the transfer of information to Wikileaks, I was using 'never' in the Faulkland Island sense of . . ."


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Several weeks ago, this joker actually made the initial contention above.

[randome]

1. "What does your attorney think of you giving all these interviews?"

"My attorney does whatever I tell him to. I can hypnotize you as easily as I do him."

"No, you can't."

"Yes, I can. Now stare deeply into my snake-filled eyes. There! You believe everything I've said."

"No, I don't."

"You do. I just proved it."

"No, you didn't."

"I did. I win. I go home. I'm sorry you are too biased to see that, comrade."

"Wait, where are you-"

"I have to give a transcript of this interview to the Russians. Be right back. You are getting very sleepy."

"No, I'm not."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Birds are territorial creatures.
The lyrics to the songbird's melodious trill go something like this:
"Stay out of my territory or I'll PECK YOUR GODDAMNED EYES OUT!"[/center][/font][hr]

[skip fox]

2. Carter Page is saying:

"Michael, Michael, are you kidding? . . . . No, I'm not joking, and I'm not being silly. . . . Just open your eyes and look; I've got 'This is a serious individual' written all over me."

[Mr. Ected]

3. Rumored direct quote from Carter Page:

"Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."