You just might be a Trump voter:

[guillaumeb]

If you think a slogan is the same as a plan.........................you just might be a Trump voter.

If you think 6 bankruptcies and being saved repeatedly by a rich daddy makes a good businessman...................you just might be a Trump voter.


Please feel free to add more.

[PJMcK]

1. If you're an idiot (n/t)

[guillaumeb]

5. Then you might be a natural GOP candidate.

Especially if you have no concept of morality, or public service.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

31. Hell, even idiots are not dumb enough to vote for tRump!

[rurallib]

2. If you think watch Fox "news" 6 or more hours a day

prepares a person for public office -
You might be a voter for a traitor.

[guillaumeb]

3. Now THAT should be considered torture.

I cannot deal with it when I am in a public place. I have asked in businesses if they can change the channel and generally they will do so.

[Different Drummer]

4. If you don't think past elected office experience is necessarily a prerequisite for being POTUS.

[guillaumeb]

6. True.

Imagine going in for a medical procedure and insisting that you want someone who has never practiced medicine so you will have a fresh perspective.

[Different Drummer]

9. That would not be a smart thing to do--much like voting for Dolt 45 wasn't a smart thing...

for people to do.

[Chasstev365]

7. If you praise bombing Syria, but claim it wasn't Obama who got bin Laden, it was the Navy Seals

You just might be a Trump supporter and racist asshole as well! (I know this person for real)

[guillaumeb]

10. One hopes this person is NOT a relative.

That can be difficult.

And yes, racism seems to be a necessary trait for many Trump voters.

[Chasstev365]

11. Thankfully, not a relative!

[Doreen]

8. If you think the "National Enquirer"

is a real newspaper.............then you must be a trump voter.

[guillaumeb]

12. Well said.

SO the 2 headed space alien was not a real story?

[Doreen]

24. Sorry

Though, I do tend to think the one about a woman giving birth to a jackal would be appropriate for describing trump.

[Different Drummer]

13. If you feel that Fox News truly is "fair and balanced" n/t

[guillaumeb]

14. Fair and balanced has many of the same letters as:

fairly unbalanced.

[Different Drummer]

16. Absolutely. Good point! n/t

[Mr. Ected]

15. If you don't care that Trump starts a nuclear war

As long as the Democrats are totally pissed off about it...you may be a Trump voter.

[guillaumeb]

19. Scary, and true.

[ismnotwasm]

17. If the world looks like this; there is you and your "kind"

And then the rest of them.

[guillaumeb]

20. And their kind are generally melanin deficient,

and monolingual.

[Different Drummer]

18. If you don't care if things Trump does hurt you...

as long as it at least equally hurts people you dislike.

[guillaumeb]

21. I know a Trump voter who works for the US Government.

If the RIFs come, he will undoubtedly not connect the dots and understand why his job went away.

[LeftInTX]

22. Taped his episode of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

And still watch it.....
Dye your hair orange
Order gold paint for your house
Cut out his pictures and plaster them on your walls

[guillaumeb]

23. If you think that cheating your employees is good business..............

you might be a Trump voter.

[Grassy Knoll]

25. If You Think *43 Was A Better President Than The Blah Guy...

..Your Problem is way worse than just voting for Klumpy.

[manicraven]

26. You might be a tRump voter if you think coal is "clean."

You might be a tRump voter if you think Mexico will pay for the wall.

You might be a tRump voter if you think Obama is a secret Muslim.

[Marie Marie]

27. If you lust after your daughter...

[guillaumeb]

35. Ouch!!!

The many photos are disturbing, to say the least.

[3catwoman3]

28. "...if you have your head so far up...

...your ass that your dentist can see your eyes when he/she looks in your mouth.

[LOL Lib]

29. If you think Melanoma married Lil Donnie for love...

If you think Lil Donnie is smart cause he uses words that are BIGLY...

If you think an old man ogling nude teenage girls is ok...you might be a trump voter and you are definitely a pedophile.

Sorry that's all I got...long day.

[guillaumeb]

36. Quiter a bit after a long day.

Thank you.

[LOL Lib]

40. Good thread. Thank you!

[Leith]

30. If You Think

that twisting a speaker's words to fit your own agenda and insisting that it is what the speaker meant, you might be a tRump voter.

Bonus:
If you say stupid shit just to piss off a liberal, you might be a tRump voter.

If your definition of "drain the swamp" means to get liberals out of Washington while inviting nazis and Goldman Sachs to join your cabinet, you might be a tRump voter.

[ProudLib72]

32. If you are more concerned about

Her emails than Russia deciding our country's election.

[Bluepinky]

33. If you think.....

If you think orange-tinged skin, a white combover and a 42 inch waist make you look sexy............you just might be a Trump voter.

[guillaumeb]

37. Welcome to DU Bluepinky.

Only a 42 inch waist?

[Bluepinky]

41. I was thinking about the waist size after posting it

and realize his waist size is closer to a 48 inch (he likes a roomier fit to allow for bending on the golf course).

[nocalflea]

34. If you blame Obama for everything including stuff that happened before Obama was born.

[HughBeaumont]

38. If you think a labor-screwing serial sexual assaulter is on YOUR side . . .

If you think the Estate Tax Cut applies to YOU . . .

If you think Government is best run like a business . . .

If you think Re-Branded Feudalism CAN solve the myriad of problems it creates . . .

If you think admitting error is for "pillow sissies and libtards" . . .

If you think "strength" equates to "being a dick" . . .

If you think "President Donald Trump" is a great idea to begin with . . .

[guillaumeb]

39. Then you are DEFINITELY a Trump voter. eom