Herman Cain TV channel to feature patriotic dinosaurs and cartoon Reagan

[IDemo]

Failed Republican presidential candidate and former pizza CEO Herman Cain is planning to launch his own Internet TV channel called “CainTV” that, oddly, features patriotic dinosaurs and a cartoon version of President Ronald Reagan, among other bizarre attractions.

Cain first revealed details of his new project to Fox News’s Republican talk host Sean Hannity during a Monday appearance on his radio show. Along with the announcement, Cain also publicized the show’s new Twitter and Facebook pages.

“Whether you are looking for commentary, comedy, or culture, CainTV delivers it all in an Informed, Inspirational, and INtertaining way,” the Facebook page explains (although we couldn’t figure out why).

He also published what can only be described as one of the strangest trailers for any product, ever. It’s so bizarre that it actually defies description by trained, professional journalists, such as ourselves.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/03/herman-cain-tv-channel-to-feature-patriotic-dinosaurs-cartoon-reagan/

[stevenleser]

1. I want to say more about this, but...

that is a lot of crazy to process all at once.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. If you drop acid beforehand, the flag-waving T-Rex among other things starts making perfect sense

[arcane1]

3. Otherwise known as "The Entire Reason I ran For President: Self Promotion"

and doomed to fail

[chollybocker]

4. Yowza.

That is some seriously unhinged. Dude needs intensive mental health obamacare, stat.

Maybe Rachel was only half-right; Cain may be performance art at its finest, but it's only because he doesn't even realize that he's the clown.

[IDemo]

5. CAIN!

[hay rick]

6. Cain: "We are NOT stupid."

"One sunny day a t-rex found in her nest a red, white and blue egg that she named Tex... (cut to a baby dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and holding an American flag)...I love my family, this land, and Thanksgiving each fall..."

But wait, there's more! Take my word for it and spare yourself.