So....the Civil War....

[Tommy_Carcetti]

....that was about one side wanting its bread butter side up and the other side wanting its bread butter side down, right?

I'm just going to go with that, okay? All right?

[rzemanfl]

1. No! It was about right or left Kit-Kats! Study your history! n/t

[underpants]

2. cue the Ken Burns graphics

(Images moving right to left on screen with a sunrise shot with trees to open)

Mah dearest Clarissa,
Moral is low here in Spottsyvania. We are short on bread and butter but we are not short on faith. We know we will prevail. I'm welll. Hope you are too.

Give my love to Rose.

Jedah Moriah Heap
3rd infantry of the Tennessee militia 5th regiment

[mnmoderatedem]

3. he's still trying to figure out

which ones were blue and which ones were grey.

[Lint Head]

4. I thought it was a dispute over how to l install a toilet paper roll.

&sns=em

[MedusaX]

5. That's the one where they killed each other politely...

Very few people actually know that this is why it was called the Civil War...

Andrew Johnson Jackson had always said to many people that soldiers were far too rude to each other during a battle.

He was such a strong negotiator that all the people called him Stonewall..
because his negotiations were beautiful and strong like a big border wall made of stone.
Which was another thing he knew would need to be built... a big strong border wall.

But few people admit that he was the one responsible for the nicest, most well mannered and unbelievably Civil war ever...

Everbody says we should have more wars that are Civil, like that one was.
I think Jarvanka could plan a lovely very very Civil war ...
They may already be working on that with their close friend and fellow administration member Steve Bannon.

Fake media says they don't work well together..
but thats all lies That are made up to distract from the massive success my presidency has been in the first 100 days..

The Fake News Media does this to help Barrak deal with his extreme jealousy over how successful I am and how much fun I am having... Sad!

Anyway,They should have something very soon, any day now they will put the finishing touches on it.

Very Very soon, this week sometime, for sure by next week there will be the biggest most lovely Civilest Civil war in history....

you will all see it ... it will be so big

Everyone will agree ,
Actually you'll be shocked at the people who never agree on anything -
mostly liberals who are still mad about my unprecedented Phenomenal landslide electoral college win in 2016

They will all agree that the war we will be having very soon is the biggest, best and Civilest Civil War ever...

Believe me...
you'll see...