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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhere is Spicey, dammit?
Did they refuse to let him out of his basement cage today, where he's been held for months between daily press briefings?
Sarah Fuck-a-bee's so boring, self-bedazzled pink blouse notwithstanding. I want Spicey's brand of absurdist comedy/performance art back. It's just not the same.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)He's in his bunny costume attending the National White Supremacist Pathologically Lying Furries Convention. Total membership: 3, which is a HUGE number, PERIOD!
True Dough
(17,303 posts)dodging. She's saying next to nothing up there. Spicey is prone to putting his foot in his mouth. She's definitely playing it safe, not saying enough to get herself in any hot water.
My guess is Spicer is getting lessons in pronunciating world leaders' names.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)Spicer's utterly bizarre performances were a well-needed source of unintentional comedic relief during these harsh times.
I'd love to say that Sean Spicer is secretly a mole as in acting under deep cover and that his various perplexing missteps have all been subtle signals to his superiors.
But he's more like a mole in terms of a subterranean rodent.
Strike that: He's more like a mole in terms of an unwanted cluster of skin cells.
True Dough
(17,303 posts)So Spicey must be on vacation. Or recovering from his lobotomy.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)True Dough
(17,303 posts)"We just want to be remembered as the administration that lied our asses off."
True Dough
(17,303 posts)just said Spicer is off doing reservist duty.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)That would be something else.
True Dough
(17,303 posts)underpants
(182,785 posts)"The 17th line of national defense, right behind the Arkansas militia and the League of Women Voters"
-The Simpsons.
blogslut
(37,999 posts)why her father is being a racist ass for Cinco de Mayo.