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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"Major Major" - from Catch-22
"Major Majors father was a sober... long-limbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism....His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Majors father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done....
Major Majors father was an outspoken champion of economy in government, provided it did not interfere with the sacred duty of government to pay farmers as much as they could get for all the alfalfa they produced that no one else wanted or for not producing any alfalfa at all. He was a proud and independent man who was opposed to unemployment insurance and never hesitated to whine, whimper, wheedle and extort for as much as he could get from whomever he could."
bench scientist
(1,107 posts)Really you could sum up the entire rethug party " I got mine, screw you".
Rollo
(2,559 posts)Buy more chocolate covered cotton balls!
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)Swallowed by the bureaucratic military nightmare, he has an IV as input, a catheter as output. Every few hours, when the bottle at the IV is empty and the one at the catheter is full, an attending nurse will dutifully switch them.
(He's the soldier in white because he is wrapped entirely in bandages from head to toe, so even his identity is masked, presumably forever since it is eventually found out that he is long dead.)
watrwefitinfor
(1,399 posts)BSdetect
(8,995 posts)And Dunbar diappeared?