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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI'm going to do a LinkedIn page listing myself as a Presidential Pardon Writer
and start a blog on the same subject, I think. I'm pretty sure Trump's going to need one of those, and I want to have a good Google ranking for that search. I could use the gig, frankly.
Blanks
(4,835 posts)MineralMan
(146,262 posts)Paradigm Pardons, LLC
How does that sound? Impressive, eh?
Blanks
(4,835 posts)But coming up with a list of satisfied customers could be a challenge.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)The pardon I wrote for him about Nixon was freaking brilliant, I tell you. That was one of my early jobs, see. Tremendous pardon. Beautiful, I tell you.
True Dough
(17,255 posts)you have no worries of them detecting your MineralMan DU identity either!
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)You never know what he might Google. How about:
FreeTrumpForever
Terms will have to be cash on the barrel head, though.
True Dough
(17,255 posts)So does "GoldenShowersFascistPowers"
That might get you noticed sooner, actually!
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)He's so vain that he probably types Trump in every Google search. Psychology, you know. Smart SEO at work.