Where's Agnew...I mean Pence in all this?

[ProudLib72]

Bopping little kids in the face: https://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/watch-adorable-grade-schooler-demands-justice-after-vice-president-pence-bopped-him-in-the-face/

Jezebel’s The Slot reported that during what would have been a regular speech and photo-op on National Military Spouse Appreciation Day, Vice President Mike Pence accidentally elbowed a kid in the face — and rather than turning the other cheek, that kid trailed the VP until he got an apology.

A video edited by HuffPost reveals that after getting the vice presidential elbow, the young boy followed Pence around saying “excuse me,” and at one point politely said “you owe me an apology” to the vice president who was busy posing for photos with less irked children.

The video reveals at the end that VP Pence eventually did apologize to the boy, saying “Oh I’m very sorry, I didn’t mean to bop you”.

[C_U_L8R]

1. Memorizing his talking points, apparently

Pence sounds like a mindless robot spout inane gooey Trump-loving PR drek.

[lapfog_1]

5. Trying to spit out

"nattering nabobs of negativism" without tripping over his own tongue?

[Stargleamer]

2. That made me laugh. . . n/t

[ProudLib72]

3. At least he eventually apologized

which I don't believe The Don would ever do.

[LisaM]

4. I used to have a Spiro Agnew joke wastebasket

It showed him driving a golf ball into a woman's head and shouting, "but I did yell '"Fore'"! (My parents had to explain it to me).

[flotsam]

6. I've seen it before

Pence is just the puling prepubescent protuberance of a failing feral following fellating the fornicator of our democracy.

[Javaman]

7. ignorantly rubbing his hands together for when he thinks he'll be president. nt