Trump gets 2 scoops of ice cream, everyone else gets 1 -- and other top lines from his Time intervie

[IronLionZion]

Trump gets 2 scoops of ice cream, everyone else gets 1 -- and other top lines from his Time interview

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/11/politics/trump-time-magazine-ice-cream/index.html

Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump is living every child's dream: More ice cream.

According to an extensive interview with TIME Magazine, Trump's White House staff has settled into Trump's routine and know his desires, sometimes before he does,

For example: Trump takes two scoops of ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, TIME reported, while everyone else around the table gets just one.

Trump casts himself throughout the interview as America's businessman, someone who is bringing his private-sector savvy to the White House to spur growth and create jobs. That focus extends to faulty digital launching systems on aircraft carriers -- "Time and material means you're going to get your ass kicked" -- to arms deals with unlikely African leaders.

TIME reported that Trump brought up how he is trying to mint an arms deal with an African leader who has decades-old human rights concerns, all in the name of spurring American business. Trump declined to name the country.

Time Interview:
http://time.com/4775040/donald-trump-time-interview-being-president/

The dominance thing really shows deep insecurity. We can break this guy. Real soon, I hope.

[forgotmylogin]

1. "He's like everyone else...

...only just a little bit better."

[Barack_America]

3. And a little bit bigger.

2 scoops of ice cream with chocolate cream pie.

Yikes.

[forgotmylogin]

4. I mean...

Of all the things to rip him over, this is minor. I'd expect that the staff would be attentive to the President's preferences. I mean, if he was celiac, you don't serve him croutons on his salad, if you know he likes extra sauce, that's a nice thing.

But this is a fascinating look into his character that he seems to need "just a little extra" of what everyone else gets. Normally if the President were so concerned with the fact that the pie needed more ice cream, he'd be concerned that everyone else get it too. It's subconscious elitism that strums his ego strings.

I would think under most circumstances, the President would be more concerned with the event and the guests than the ratio of food specifically provided on their particular plate.

[sarah FAILIN]

17. This is because he is a child

Selfishly wanting to have more than everyone else, he mandates that nobody else is equal. Very child like.

[TheBlackAdder]

28. I would be the guy at the table who asks for 3 scoops, after he places his order, to fuck with him.

[Dorian Gray]

33. Ha ha

I so hope someone does, then everyone else at the table gasps.

Is he still meeting with Pope Francis this month? I hope Pope Francis does it.

[Volaris]

46. Haha I can't wait.

As a collapsed Catholic, Francis puts some hope in my 'sinners' heart. I hope like hell he comes to trump like the force of nature he has been...that man has NO fear.

[Dorian Gray]

32. That was my favorite dessert

WHEN I WAS SEVEN!

He's a man child, living out his id.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. If a guest were to request a second scoop of ice cream, would he/she get one?

And if so, would SCROTUS then demand a third one, just to be sure he always had more ice cream than anyone else?

[NCjack]

5. #45 would require the weakest person at the table to transfer his or her

scope to the guest, unless the guest is the weakest person. In that case, request is denied.

[forgotmylogin]

7. Ha! School Cafeteria politics.

"Sean. Give the Prince of Brunei your mousse. No, right now."

[TheBlackAdder]

29. After he orders two, I would ask for three, just so everyone sees him ask for four, only to best me.

.

I would troll this two, and when he ups the ante, everyone would quietly note that he's a jack-off.

.

[LisaM]

6. Poorly brought up.

If he is the host, those are some truly bad manners.

[jmowreader]

8. He eats ice cream with chocolate cream pie?

So THAT explains his new tattoo...

[TheBlackAdder]

30. Goodyear declines that sponsorship. Trump tires whine when under pressure or any type of load.

[jmowreader]

38. I wasn't thinking of Trump tires

Yes, I chose an ancient one for a reason.

[Buns_of_Fire]

41. I like to think of him as our little Hindenburg.

Oh, look. Here he is, arriving in Florida:

[smirkymonkey]

9. Because if there is anything he needs, it's an extra scoop of ice cream.

It's how he keeps himself in such lovely shape.

[IronLionZion]

12. Making America Great Again requires extra fuel

freedom isn't free

Plus it may be some sort of idiotic protest against Michelle Obama's nutrition. Several republican idiots defiantly announced they would serve their families dessert as a protest.

Dieting makes people into weak, triggered, snowflakes

[Demtexan]

15. His heads and hands look so small.

He is looking for something to eat in that picture.

[anneboleyn]

40. Yes, he looks rather t-Rex-ish with tiny little arms and an enormous body in that photo.

His little hands seem to be capable of shoveling food into his mouth though...he looks fatter and fatter. No wonder Melania avoids him like the plague.

[Demtexan]

44. I do not blame her.

Not enough money in the world.

[TheBlackAdder]

31. Can he bend his belly down and pork his belly button? His small dick would never hit the back of it

[smirkymonkey]

34. I'm sure he's tried!

[IronLionZion]

10. A cream pie is made of cream, topped with whipped cream

and the type of guy who adds ice cream to all that cream would have the grim reaper close by at all times.



He's the type who eats steaks well done with ketchup, and uses a knife and fork for pizza like an asshole. And New Yorker that he is, he goes to Famiglia, a chain pizzeria.

And he's been selling weapons all across the Middle East and Africa since day one. He's approved arms deals that Obama had declined due to human rights concerns.

[ProudLib72]

11. Does anyone advise him on his eating habits?

Pence eats his fruit salad while tRump shovels ice cream and pie into his gob. What do Ivanka, Don Jr, and Eric think about all this? Are they just crossing their fingers waiting for a heart attack and their payday? I know this is no where near a "normal" family, but you would think someone might show a modicum of concern.

[FSogol]

36. LOL, they advise him to have more ice cream!

[Demtexan]

45. If there is any money left the kids will fight each other.

It is mine, no it is all mine.

It will get ugly.

Wonder what his will looks like.

Maybe his daughter/wife gets most of it.

[BlueStater]

13. Terrific. We'll soon have an oval-shaped president to go along with the office.

[shanti]

14. oh, what the hell

give him two more, and another piece of pie.

[Solly Mack]

16. There's a new nickname - Two-scoops Trump.

[onethatcares]

27. let's put him back on teevee as

the "BIGGEST LOSER".

no offense to the show of the same name.

[Solly Mack]

37. Trump is synonymous with all things bad or tacky in the excess.

I think Two-scoops Trump can be a reflection of that. Not so much his eating habits, but everything about him is in the excess.

[irisblue]

18. How many scoops does his youngest son get? nt

[lpbk2713]

19. Sounds like he's in a hurry to be a diabetic.

At his age it's a good possibility.

[Grammy23]

20. Just one more way for him to be a show-off.

No guest with any manners would dare ask for more, but it is perfectly obvious when dessert is served who got the biggest portion. He always has to have the flashiest, the biggest, the best. Remember the chocolate cake? It wasn't just chocolate cake...it was the best. And if someone who was there could tell us, tRump probably got the biggest hunk. What a boor! He just sickens me the more I hear about him. No wonder Melania stayed in NYC. I would avoid being with tRump like the plague.

[Cha]

21. trump is America's CANCER.. and YES Keep Shoveling

that gd Ice Cream down your ugly gullet trump. Here have another fucking scoop.. have 6 more.

[GallopingGhost]

22. What's his favorite flavor?

Ban-illa?

Putter Pee Con?

Or Pence's favorite. Rainbow sherbet.

[luvMIdog]

23. Only 2? He should get at least 4 and then seconds on everything - heeheehee

[JI7]

24. he should get the entire pie and container of ice cream

[luvMIdog]

25. yep. please please keep feeding 45 pie and ice cream

[pressbox69]

26. Why shouldn't president cancer get two scoops?

Captain Queeg got two scoops of strawberries, everybody else got one.

[jmowreader]

39. Captain Queeg had FOUR scoops of strawberries

Most everyone else got two, one officer had three and each of the messmen had one.

And the worthless fuck found out the strawberries were missing when he tried to get another helping of them.

[Gothmog]

35. Trump is a child

[anneboleyn]

42. Found Trump eating ice cream -- tiny arms, giant body

[musette_sf]

43. Someone make sure he gets 2

slices of Nutraloaf when he's in the pen

[LeftInTX]

47. Can we just put him on Man Versus Food??

Hey, Donald: Can you outdo this woman? She finished 2-72 ounce steaks in 20 minutes, maybe you can eat 3.

Donald: We can't let her outdo you again. She ate a 10 pound meatball sub in 7 minutes. Maybe you can eat a 20 pound meatball sub.

Don't let them outdo you. Every meal. Every meal. Be the biggest eater in the world!!

[IronLionZion]

49. That was difficult to watch

but it has motivated me to go to the gym this morning

[IronLionZion]

48. Some are more equal than others