Donald Trump Continues to Eat Like a Middle Schooler Whose Parents Are Working Late

[Botany]

http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/05/president-donald-trump-demands-two-scoops-of-ice-cream-with-dessert.html


President Trump’s dietary preferences have been well documented — this is the man who eats KFC on private jets and who replaced President Obama’s apples and almonds with Lay’s potato chips. And it seems the White House staff is already attuned to Trump’s needs; according to a Time report published Thursday, he gets special treatment at mealtimes.

The waiters know well Trump’s personal preferences. As he settles down, they bring him a Diet Coke, while the rest of us are served water, with the Vice President sitting at one end of the table. With the salad course, Trump is served what appears to be Thousand Island dressing instead of the creamy vinaigrette for his guests. When the chicken arrives, he is the only one given an extra dish of sauce. At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else. The tastes of Pence are also tended to. Instead of the pie, he gets a fruit plate.

[bdamomma]

1. all those bad habits in eating

will catch up to him. Just saying.

[DeminPennswoods]

2. Hopefully soon..

nt

[tinrobot]

3. The Diet Coke totally counteracts the chocolate cream pie.

...and who the hell puts ice cream on chocolate cream pie?

[Botany]

6. This guy

[smirkymonkey]

7. Is that explosive diarrhea?

[Drahthaardogs]

11. Moby Dickhead

The Great White Fail

[snooper2]

4. His fat ass says FEED ME

[dalton99a]

5. They should 10X his portions.

Make him happy and make the world happy

[Beaverhausen]

8. Who puts ice cream atop a cream pie?

Hey, I have a major sweet tooth and I would never even think of doing that. WTF?

[hatrack]

9. Chow down, big guy! Have another drumstick, and don't spare the salt!

Mmmmmm, ribs!

Tasty corn on the cob, dripping with butter!

Go ahead, have another scoop of ice cream!

And don't forget, exercise is bad for you! Don't do it!

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. Give him another few months.

He'll be showing up at his Two-Minute Hate Rallies holding a Big Mac in one hand and a Big Gulp in the other, covered in potato chip crumbs, with Thousand Island Dressing stains all over his tie. Assuming he can waddle as far as the stage.

Easier still, they could just have these guys cater it: