THE TINY HANDS BLEEP-GRABBING FEMALE URINARY DEVICE

[Eliot Rosewater]

Trust me


https://bleepgrabbing.com/tinyhands

Sick of Tiny Hands That Try to Grab Your BLEEP?
Tired of Politicians Telling You Where You Can Pee?
THE TINY HANDS
BLEEP-GRABBING™
FEMALE URINARY DEVICE
Now YOU Are In Control Of Where And How You Pee -
Stand Up For Your Urinary Rights!

The Alternate Facts:
• The acronym G.O.P. actually stands for “Grab Our Pussies.”

• More women prefer using this product than sitting down to pee. It’s fantastic.

• More women pee standing up now than in any other time in history. It's true, believe me.

• In Russia, it is customary for hotels to welcome prominent businessmen by having women urinate on their bed and bed sheets.

• Peeing on someone repeatedly can turn their skin orange. This I can tell you.

• If the Statue of Liberty had a female urinary device, it would be the size of a cruise ship.

• More women pee standing up than attended the last Presidential Inauguration. Sad.

see video

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Folks, do yourself a favor, click on this link and laugh your asses off

[NCTraveler]

2. Thanks for the encouragement to click.

I wasn't going to. I didn't watch the video but the page is very funny.

• If the Statue of Liberty had a female urinary device, it would be the size of a cruise ship.

• More women pee standing up than attended the last Presidential Inauguration. Sad.

[Eliot Rosewater]

3. I should have included that, now I have, thanks.

[Warpy]

4. There's one that actually works

https://janeaustensworld.wordpress.com/2012/07/16/regency-hygiene-the-bourdaloue/



And yes, I've seen people try to use them as large gravy boats. Antique shops never label them right and always put them with the dinnerware.