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Fri May 12, 2017, 11:15 PM

When Trump writes his memoirs, what will be the title of the his book?

The Circus of the Orange Clown?

Give your thoughts?

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Reply When Trump writes his memoirs, what will be the title of the his book? (Original post)
imanamerican63 May 2017 OP
sharedvalues May 2017 #1
murielm99 May 2017 #9
sharedvalues May 2017 #48
PsychoBabble May 2017 #2
unblock May 2017 #3
shraby May 2017 #4
hibbing May 2017 #5
Docreed2003 May 2017 #14
mahina May 2017 #21
SeattleVet May 2017 #6
Elwood P Dowd May 2017 #11
mahina May 2017 #22
uponit7771 May 2017 #35
sharedvalues May 2017 #47
duncang May 2017 #7
The Velveteen Ocelot May 2017 #8
dalton99a May 2017 #15
furtheradu May 2017 #19
mahina May 2017 #23
uponit7771 May 2017 #36
ProudLib72 May 2017 #10
Binkie The Clown May 2017 #29
Solly Mack May 2017 #12
mzteaze May 2017 #13
spiderpig May 2017 #16
BainsBane May 2017 #17
Jeroen May 2017 #18
mahina May 2017 #20
McCamy Taylor May 2017 #24
eShirl May 2017 #25
smirkymonkey May 2017 #34
Cha May 2017 #26
global1 May 2017 #27
moonscape May 2017 #28
50 Shades Of Blue May 2017 #30
orleans May 2017 #31
pressbox69 May 2017 #32
greymattermom May 2017 #33
forgotmylogin May 2017 #37
oasis May 2017 #38
neeksgeek May 2017 #56
oasis May 2017 #57
alwaysinflux May 2017 #39
C_U_L8R May 2017 #40
snort May 2017 #41
JI7 May 2017 #42
redwitch May 2017 #43
ucrdem May 2017 #44
TheBlackAdder May 2017 #45
Tanuki May 2017 #46
Donkees May 2017 #49
DFW May 2017 #50
ucrdem May 2017 #54
Purrfessor May 2017 #51
MoonRiver May 2017 #52
DFW May 2017 #53
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tblue37 May 2017 #58

Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri May 12, 2017, 11:19 PM

1. Dear Warden

The first line will be

"I am writing to complain about last week's Salisbury steak. Also, the prison yard has no golf clubs."

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Response to sharedvalues (Reply #1)

Sat May 13, 2017, 12:16 AM

9. And they don't provide enough ketchup!

Can Ivanka bring me some on her next visit? What do you mean she is in the women's prison across the state? Sad.

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Response to murielm99 (Reply #9)

Sat May 13, 2017, 08:06 AM

48. +100

Exactly

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri May 12, 2017, 11:21 PM

2. "Crayons Don't Write Good"

"How I persevered to write my Executive Orders from jail ... and you can too!"

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri May 12, 2017, 11:25 PM

3. The greatest show on earth

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri May 12, 2017, 11:25 PM

4. Jailhouse Rock

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri May 12, 2017, 11:28 PM

5. The Art of the Steal

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Response to hibbing (Reply #5)

Sat May 13, 2017, 12:32 AM

14. Damn...came to post the same thing!!! Lol!!!

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Response to hibbing (Reply #5)

Sat May 13, 2017, 01:40 AM

21. +1

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri May 12, 2017, 11:33 PM

6. "My Struggle"

How could it be anything else?

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Response to SeattleVet (Reply #6)

Sat May 13, 2017, 12:26 AM

11. +1000 (nm)

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Response to SeattleVet (Reply #6)

Sat May 13, 2017, 01:41 AM

22. +10

Snort

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Response to SeattleVet (Reply #6)

Sat May 13, 2017, 02:53 AM

35. +1

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Response to SeattleVet (Reply #6)

Sat May 13, 2017, 08:05 AM

47. Well done!

Cheeto would probably use that title and never realize the connection.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri May 12, 2017, 11:34 PM

7. Maybe

How great a Prez. Trump was!!! They even fitted me with this special jacket.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri May 12, 2017, 11:37 PM

8. How The Sad Failing Media And Stupid Liberals Unfairly Made Me Not Be President Any More.

Chapter I: I Hired The Best People Who Are All Stupid And Unfair

Chapter II: The Most Important World Leaders Come to Mar-A-Lago And They Are Very, Very Impressed

Chapter III: Why I Fired The Unfairly Tall FBI Director Whose Hands Are Not Bigger Than Mine

Chapter IV: I Never Had Any Business Deals With Russia And The People Who Said So Are Unfair And Sad

Chapter V: Vladimir Putin Has Never Been Unfair About The Deals I Did Not Have With Russia

Chapter VI: An Unfair So-Called Investigation Said My Campaign Colluded With The Russians Which Is Unfair and Sad Because I Won The Election By The Biggest Margin Ever And They Didn't Help Much At All

Chapter VII: The Unfair Liberal So-Called Congress Said I Should Be Impeached But They Are Stupid And Sad So I Decided To Not Be President And It Was All My Decision.


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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #8)

Sat May 13, 2017, 12:37 AM

15. Soon to be ranked #1 on Amazon by extremely avid readers (human and nonhuman) of Moscova_Book_Club

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #8)

Sat May 13, 2017, 01:28 AM

19. DAYUMMMMM! FRICKIN AWWWWWSOME!

& it takes some doin to make me cuss in front of God & ever'body!!

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #8)

Sat May 13, 2017, 01:41 AM

23. +20

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #8)

Sat May 13, 2017, 02:55 AM

36. +1

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 12:22 AM

10. See Don Run! nt

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #10)

Sat May 13, 2017, 02:24 AM

29. Ha! That was my first thought. Who are you and why are you reading my mind? :) :) n/t

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 12:27 AM

12. Believe Me: Bigly Thoughts from the Most Popular President - Ever.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 12:31 AM

13. Well..

Tweets from Prison

Why Didn't I Get Sent to a Nicer Prison?

Bigly Tales from the Big House

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 12:44 AM

16. Let Me Tell You VeryVery Bigly It's a Horrible Disaster and I'm the Best

It will have to debut on audio since we know he doesn't read.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 12:45 AM

17. The Art of the Long Con

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 01:04 AM

18. The Big Bigly

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 01:37 AM

20. "Fucked: Prison is better with your family and friends", by Donald J. Trump



This is not a post about prison rape. This is about a man who is going to prison from the white house. I don't appreciate it when people minimize the crisis of prison rape and want to make sure nobody thinks that's my point.

Also, I try not to swear. Still.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 01:51 AM

24. Trick question. He can't spell. How can he write?

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 01:55 AM

25. "ME: Me Me Me Me by Donald J Trump"

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Response to eShirl (Reply #25)

Sat May 13, 2017, 02:38 AM

34. Hah! Beat me to it!

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 01:55 AM

26. "I'm a Fucking Idiot.. Whadda ya Gonna About It?"

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 02:01 AM

27. Trump On Trump....nt

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 02:04 AM

28. "When Trump writes... "?? LOL n/t

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 02:28 AM

30. From Russia With Love

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 02:33 AM

31. "why am i such an asshole; your guess is as good as mine but not as good" n/t

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 02:37 AM

32. Okay So They Impeached Me *

* They Can't Kick Me Out Of The WWE Wrestling Hall Of Fame.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 02:37 AM

33. I wrote this book. Believe me.

It's a bigly book. With lots of bigly words in it.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 03:30 AM

37. Each page can only have 120 characters.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 03:33 AM

38. "Steal This Country"

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Response to oasis (Reply #38)

Sat May 13, 2017, 09:50 AM

56. I was thinking "The Art of the Steal"

But yours is better.

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Response to neeksgeek (Reply #56)

Sat May 13, 2017, 11:10 AM

57. Abbie Hoffman would get a kick out of both.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 03:37 AM

39. If I did it

Thread closed. 😂

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 04:17 AM

40. Ghostwritten.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 04:21 AM

41. The "First Lady",

A conjugal tale.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 04:30 AM

42. Roger Stone or Steve Bannon will write it

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 05:41 AM

43. "Me, Me, Me" nt

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 05:44 AM

44. The Prick

to Niccolo

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 05:48 AM

45. Donald Trump Sing Sing's the Blues -or- Trump's Orange is the New Orange

.



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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 07:15 AM

46. All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy

All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy.....

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 08:26 AM

49. ''Arrrhh, I don't Rememberrr. Maybee that's whaat I said!''

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 08:34 AM

50. Among others: The Gropes of Wrath, The Great Fatsby, Donald in Blunderland, Profiles in Pillage, and

As I Lay Lying
All The Presidentís Spin
The World According to Grope
Crime Not Punishment
To Mock a Killingbird
Don Biscotte
Great Exasperations
Donald Flopperfield
The Call of the Child

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Response to DFW (Reply #50)

Sat May 13, 2017, 09:41 AM

54. Odor in the Cathedral

Sometimes a Great Portion

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 08:41 AM

51. From the White House to Leavenworth: How I, Donald Trump, Went From...

Being the Most Powerful Man in the World to the Most Bent Over Man in the World

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 08:43 AM

52. SAD!

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 08:52 AM

53. By the time he actually gets to writing: "I Me Big Great How Did Wonderful Not Sad Trump Greatest"

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 09:46 AM

55. The Holy Babble

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Sat May 13, 2017, 11:12 AM

58. He doesn't read or write. His books are all ghost written. nt

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