So when will Trump slip up and tell us accidentally tell us about aliens?

[HipChick]

[C_U_L8R]

1. I've been waiting for this moment

Hoping maybe they'd take him back to their home planet for probing

[roamer65]

5. Anal probing.

Would be an easy target because he's such a big asshole.

[Stuart G]

6. Perhaps Trump can tell us his home planet,,,,,,,,,and take off the disguise and

tell us about where he came from & why they selected him to be here...

[Siwsan]

2. Can't wait to hear his plan for building a wall to keep more of THOSE kinds of aliens from invading!

[orangecrush]

3. ...

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. I've been hoping for the JFK conspiracy, or Jimmy Hoffa.

But area 51 will be good enough.

[GallopingGhost]

7. One of these days we're going to find out

he is a lizard person from the planet Fuckuptopia.

He's going to peel off his Trump mask, like Patton Oswalt does at the end of Weird Al's Foil, to reveal his true idenity.

"in case an alien's inclined...to probe your butt or read your mind..."

[bathroommonkey76]

8. I dont think we are ready for that news.

[Afromania]

9. about 3 minutes after he turns our military over to them

which will be 4 minutes after they land un-questioned on the WH lawn. Which will be 6 minutes after they contacted him to say that he has "the best buildings and biggest buildings. Which will be 10 minutes after Calixto and Itzeli'Urrr make a bet as to how quickly they could get a toehold on Earth without firing a shot.

[John1956PA]

10. From Pat Byrnes of the "New Yorker" on May 10:

[GallopingGhost]

11. lmao

That's a good one.