CAPTION - The Passion of the Jared

[underpants]

[Abu Pepe]

1. guy's like 30 something and has more botox in his head than

someone who gets a lot of botox.

sorry, couldn't think of anything.

[Canoe52]

8. Hey, it worked for me!

[anneboleyn]

9. MTE. To me he is a very strange looking person (and has had lots of Botox at a minimum). Some

reporter actually referred to him as handsome the other day -- in fact they were comparing Jared to Justin Trudeau. I was like PLEASE.

[left-of-center2012]

2. "I was only following orders" n/t

[Kittycow]

18. Perfect!

[left-of-center2012]

44. I was tempted to toss in a swastika. n/t

[JI7]

3. humanlike robot

But maybe he had to become this way to deal with trump.

If the trump kids were like most others they would have their own lives and one would just have to put up with inlaws a few times a year.

But this odd family is like a cult. And the 3 oldest kids are alwsys invloved with their dad.

[Thomas Hurt]

4. are we sure Jared isn't really a love boy doll.....robot....clone?

[JenniferJuniper]

10. He does look so....plastic

Ivanka, of course, is half plastic.

[Pachamama]

5. "We are so fucked"

When was that photo taken?

What a very disturbing look captured on his face....I am not sure I want to know what dark thoughts are going on there in his mind....

[Beartracks]

12. He looks out of his depth while trying to pretend he's not. Or...

... like an adult is chastising him and he's put on a brave face to hold back the tears.

Yikes.

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[underpants]

46. Not sure when it was taken. I saw it on this thread

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=9074491

[JDC]

6. Message deleted by DU the Administrators

[JHB]

7. The Terror of the Autons

[anneboleyn]

23. Lmfao. See my post too! I love me some Dr. Who! I loved Matt Smith as no. 11!

[anneboleyn]

11. He looks like one of those evil Victorian dolls in a movie. I knew he reminded me of something...

This is it. He looks like one of those evil Victorian dolls in a horror movie. I could see Ivanka as one of those dolls as well actually...

[Beartracks]

13. What a great picture of Happy Jared! n/t

[GallopingGhost]

14. "I hope this is the pose

the toy company uses for their new Corporate Jared doll..."

He's poser-able! Amazingly lifelike! Comes with styling comb and removable Donald Trump Signature tie!

*Compatible with Ivanka Trump fashion designer doll; Ivanka not included.

[Kittycow]

21. "Poser-able.."

[anneboleyn]

26. Add "Made in China"

[Beartracks]

15. What a great picture of Mad Jared! n/t

[Beartracks]

16. What a moving picture of Sad Jared! n/t

[underpants]

47. Happy Mad Sad

[SonofDonald]

17. Oh god...

Please don't ask me a question, please don't ask me a question.....

[ADX]

19. I get a Damien from "The Omen" vibe...

[Scurrilous]

20. "I'm a meat popsicle."

[GallopingGhost]

28. lmfao n/t

[Ilsa]

22. I wonder if he's hyperthyroid.

He's thin, sparse eyebrows, and I wonder if his hair is falling out. Does it look like he might be developing a goitre?

[blueinredohio]

24. He looks fake like a mannequin in that picture

[TheCowsCameHome]

30. More like a little boynnequin

[Solly Mack]

25. Kushner is a little glitter away from being an emo sparkly vampire.

[procon]

27. Message deleted by DU the Administrators

[yortsed snacilbuper]

29. Dead from the neck up.

[enid602]

31. Pride

Grandma would be so proud of me. I'm even more famous than Dad!

[Princess Turandot]

32. I can imagine most of the people associated with 45 as having been produced...

by a 3D printer. Their affect is just off, where it actually seems to exist.

And a few of them also seem like they've spent a night or two in Stephen King's Pet Sematary!

[GallopingGhost]

35. lol

How many spools to make a Jared?

[Warren DeMontague]

33. I'll never be able to look at that guy without hearing Gilbert Gottfreid's voice, ever again.

[GallopingGhost]

34. "That grasshopper is mine

if he gets just a little bit closer..."

[dembotoz]

36. And then my father in law said rosebud

[GreenEyedLefty]

37. He looks miserable.

In the pics of him from just a few years ago he looks far more normal - human, at least. He clearly regrets hitching his wagon to the Trump shit show and I bet he cannot wait until it's over. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he's the source of WH leaks.

[PCIntern]

38. Here ya go:

Listen to the lyrics:

[Leith]

39. He Looks Like He Is Fomenting Plans to Become a Bond Villian

If we hear that he has bought a remote island, head for the hills!

[QED]

40. "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

say it again....

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

again:

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

[Crunchy Frog]

41. Message deleted by DU the Administrators

[underpants]

45. +

[Warren DeMontague]

42. That is the look of a man

Seconds away from projectile vomiting.

[nancy1942]

43. Amazing. Yikes.

[Crunchy Frog]

48. White House Ken.

That's what I posted before, but I guess the hacker got it, so it got deleted.