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Tommy_Carcetti

(43,151 posts)
Mon May 22, 2017, 03:38 PM May 2017

Official accompanying transcript:



DONALD TRUMP: Benji, where's the orb? I was expecting a big, glowing, wonderful orb, like the Saudi's gave me. I fly across this shitty desert to your little country over here, the least you can do for me is give me a goddamned orb. I'm telling you, that orb was incredible. You really had to see it to believe it. And after that, I specifically told Jared, who speaks Jewish just like you, that when we land I want a goddamned mother fucking orb. What kind of two bit shit are you trying to pull on us? SO GIVE ME MY FUCKING ORB RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Is that how you deal with us? Next you'll be making me wear one of your ridiculous little beanie hats.

BENJAMIN NETANYAHU: Fine, fine, fine......just.....just place your hands together like we're touching the orb......We'll just photoshop the orb in later......sheesh......

SARA NETANYAHU (facetiously): Ohh, look, an orb. Let's all touch the orb! It's a wonderful orb touching day! We are most definitely touching a very real, not make believe orb!

MELANIA TRUMP (barely audible through gritted teeth): I fucking hate you, Donald, and I can't wait until that heart attack. Asshole.
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Official accompanying transcript: (Original Post) Tommy_Carcetti May 2017 OP
I can't see Donnie's tiny hand! Wawannabe May 2017 #1
It's definitely not touching Melania's. Tommy_Carcetti May 2017 #4
I see Melania has another boob belt ProudLib72 May 2017 #2
At least they lined up in order of height. trof May 2017 #3

Wawannabe

(5,631 posts)
1. I can't see Donnie's tiny hand!
Mon May 22, 2017, 04:00 PM
May 2017

Looks like it ought to be in the pile but but but... so freakin tiny can't see it!

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