This is how we are now defining "success" for THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

[kpete]

This is how we are now defining "success" for THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA



http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/23/donald-trump-middle-east-visit-238733

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[dalton99a]

1. More presidential than anyone. Ever

[dhol82]

2. .......

[Thomas Hurt]

3. I suspect that since important people are sucking up to him in one fashion or another....

his ego has been soothed, he doesn't have to tweet lies to get attention.

[LSFL]

4. The bar is so low for Trump

As long as he doesn't scramble up a bookcase and flick balls of shit at world leaders, it is considered a win.

Sorry for the crudity. It just seems to come out of its own accord these days.

[FailureToCommunicate]

5. ...and he can read a speech someone handed him. The media seem bedazzled by his

'statesmanship'.

[maddiemom]

10. I was impressed. He actually seemed to be READING ( in a flat, emotionless way).

I wondered if it had been written for him phonetically. I'm not even being sarcastic, as I'm a reading specialist.

[BarbD]

6. This is so pathetic!

[Animal Chin]

7. He just doesn't want to pay the international data charges

[Beartracks]

8. No politician has EVER gone that long w/out a tantrum!

OMG, Trump is some sort of rock star genius stud President, omg, omg, omg have my babiessssss!!1!

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[House of Roberts]

9. Imagine if he had gone places where he could be protested?

His tour wouldn't have gone so 'smooth' then, would it?

[Tiggeroshii]

11. Basically if he doesn't nuke the world a cidentally 20 times over, he is a "success"

[rock]

12. The quintessence of "presidential"

[MrPurple]

13. When he gets back, he's going to carry on about how they loved him in Saudi Arabia & Israel

like he did about his biggest in history electoral win. And, how sad it is that the fake news and the sore loser Democrats are still carrying on about that hoax when he's such a great international leader.

It's so predictable and infuriating to watch.

[Saviolo]

14. All they can recite is a list of terrible things he DIDN'T do...

Because the things he DID do are too horrible to contemplate.

Y'know, things like revealing the location of nuclear subs and selling billions of dollars worth of arms to the gov't that we've been told over and over is SO BAD that the Clinton Foundation should never have accepted money from them.

[TomVilmer]

15. Also I hate to forget my phone at home on long travels!

[Initech]

16. The republicans can never say we disrespect the president ever again.

1. Obama is one of the best presidents since Kennedy and they destroyed him from day one, threatened him and made his life hell during the last 8 years.

2. Trump is an absolute fucking disgrace. He is an absolute embarrassment, and the party that backs him isn't any better than he is. The sooner this ends the better.

[Buns_of_Fire]

17. He didn't try to hump the Orb and his fly appeared to be zipped up. nt

[mnmoderatedem]

18. once again we see evidence

of a kid bringing home straight Fs on his report card, and when he bring home a D- certain people want to put it up on the refrigerator with a magnet and take him out for frosty milkshakes.