A foul and vile post here, but just doing my civic duty: Pick a Prison!

[Leghorn21]

State or Federal, either will work!


Trump: Angola, goddamit 
Flynn: Guantanamo Bay
Manafort: Hunstville, motherfucker
Kushner: Vacaville
Pence: San Quentin
Ryan: Sing Sing
Ivanka: Rikers Island
Page: (a jail, yes) Yemassee Jail, SC
Bannon: a notorious prison in Texas, whose name I can't recall

Okay, I'm done.

Happy to delete if this is too nasty. But I do truly love the idea of lil donnie drumpf marching out to the fields with 30 fellow inmates in single file, to tend to the crops at Angola. 

In August.

You?

[FM123]

1. Since they love Russia so much

Send them all off to Siberia!

[LakeArenal]

2. My exact thought!!!

[LisaL]

3. Russia has the best prisons. That's for sure.

[Leghorn21]

4. Yes, yes, FM!! Reminds me, just recently read of the "Little Siberia" prison in NY

state the other day - but, a gulag sounds mighty appropriate in this particular situation!

(dft is still going to Angola, tho)

from 2015:

(CNN) They don't call this prison "Little Siberia" for nothing.

Its location is remote and very cold, and it has been home to some of the most hard-bitten inmates in the history of New York crime.

The Clinton Correctional Facility is also a place that "has an infamous history of staff violence, brutality, dehumanization and racist attitudes that are an affront to any sense of humanity," according to an independent advocacy group called the Correctional Association of New York.

The notorious Mafioso Charles "Lucky" Luciano did 10 years here before being deported to Italy.

[furtheradu]

8. Clinton Correctional Facility...!!! for all of 'em!

The name alone would torture them..JUSTICE!


2nd choice: Angola.
3rd : Huntsville (TX)
these 2 would be miserable,
& near hot as hell,
preparation for their destination in the after-life.

[Leghorn21]

14. Check, check, check, further!! - nothing wrong with a little "prep" for their next destination! n/t

[canetoad]

5. Five star gulags!

[MedusaX]

6. Huntsville or Connally might be too welcoming for Bannon. I think Tijuana or Ciudad Jurez might be

More appropriate....

[Leghorn21]

13. Not familiar with "Ciudad Jurez", X, but it's got a ominous sound to it...okay then,

Bannon: Ciudad Jurez

[rgbecker]

7. There must be a nice place in Alabama for Sessions.

Or Leavenworth which is known for really long term care, I believe.

[NCjack]

9. Sessions, a good ol' boy, has lived too long in the warm heat of the South. He

deserves a cooler climate. That should be: Clinton Prison aka "Little Siberia" 10 miles west of Plattsburgh, NY. Here is what I like about this prison. It is a state prison. It is probably the coldest prison in NY. And it has the name "Clinton" and the nickname "Siberia".

But, to qualify, he has to be convicted in NY State. The odds are better for the Trump criminal family.

[Leghorn21]

15. Hey, NC - our game, our rules - state, federal, who cares. So yeah, let's ship Beau on up to

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frozen misery of "Clinton's Little Siberia", fugit

[bluecollar2]

10. Trump and Kushner....Rikers...General population

[ProudLib72]

11. Just googled Angola

It looks like a resort now. Not like it used to be when Lead Belly was there.

[Leghorn21]

16. Nyet, Conrad 72!! No resort, no way!! Work them crops, mounted guard ridin over you,

sun up/sum down...heat index: oh, 106 will do, cause the humidity will be, like, 99%. It will really suck.

But hey, I was just thinking, how about Joe Arpaio's Tent City - nope, recently torn down, BUT - found this - Big Dumb Joe seems to have him some legal issues lately, oh my:

Former Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio filed an urgent petition to the U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday in a last-chance bid for a jury trial or delay of his upcoming bench trial for criminal contempt.

Arpaio faces a June 26 bench trial in Arizona U.S. District Court stemming from alleged contempt of a 2013 federal court order intended to stop his agency from racially discriminating against Hispanics.

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/ex-sheriff-joe-arpaio-begs-us-supreme-court-for-jury-trial-in-arizona-criminal-contempt-case-9356520

[ProudLib72]

18. That asshole Arpaio just refuses to shut the hell up

Didn't he announce he had found evidence of Obama not having been born in the US?

Here is play time at Angola. Granted, I would LOVE to see Li'l Donnie getting thrown from a bull.
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[Leghorn21]

20. YES, I believe right after the "selection", he announced he was really really really going to get

to the stone cold truth about President Barack Obama's birthplace. Like, really.

Next thing you know, he's begging the United States Supreme Court for a little mercy, so it's kinda workin out pretty good, eh?

A friend has attended the rodeo there - quite the event! And dumbfuck flung ass over teakettle sounds delish!

[Grammy23]

23. Thanks for the reminder of Stir Crazy....a Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor classic.

Can't you imagine Elf-boy Sessions strolling in like Pryor and Wilder arriving for check in to prison? We cool....we cool.....

[jmowreader]

12. There should be an uninhabited island off Hawaii that we could use

We don't really want them to freeze or starve to death. So...here's what we do.

We find a tiny island that's:

1) uninhabited
2) remote
3) big enough to support both the Trump compound and the seabirds, seals and other wildlife that like to nest there
4) in shark-infested waters
5) not covered with unexploded ordnance
6) home to a World War II-era military airstrip

We repair the airstrip and build two or three barracks buildings plus a mess hall and an administration building. We mine the seaways close to the island, and station four destroyers in the area to sink any vessel attempting to get close to Trump Island. Before putting any prisoners on the island, we assign a doctor, two nurses (ugly male ones, please), a handful of combat medics, and a platoon of MPs to it. They will have three-month hardship tours. We airdrop supplies to them once a week and land a C-130 to pick up the pallets and change the Army guys once every three months. And then we send Trump and his minions there, cut off from all contact with the outside world - the Army guys will be under the strictest orders to never talk about anything with the prisoners unless it's absolutely necessary. There they will stay. When they die, they are to be buried on the island by the remaining prisoners. When the last one dies, the MPs will bury him and mark the island "off limits due to radioactivity" on all navigation charts.

[Leghorn21]

17. Oh, jm, you are wicked, bad and fifty-eight times more foul than I could ever hope to be!

And ever so imaginative, with such attention to detail - just WOW, good job!

Of course...I gotta add..."Sugar Sugar" blasts at "11" from loudspeakers 24/7 (with earplugs provided to all attendants)

jm...you a muthafukker, man!!

on edit: just read again
Probably will again soon
righteous vision!

[LiberalLoner]

27. How about sentencing them all to the inside of the destroyed Chernobyl reactor?

Dying of radiation poisoning is about the most awful way to die and hey they'd be near their best buddy Putin...

Too cruel? Yeah, I really should try to be a better person.

[mountain grammy]

19. Won't happen..but a girl can dream.

[Leghorn21]

21. Damn but this was fun, and I thank all you kids for playing! (for real!) BUT, I just

figured it out - no, it's not a prison, BUT, what say we ship alllll these clowns to whatever jail it is that Cowboy Bob Sheriff David Clark with-all-the-crap-on-his-chest supervises?

Cause he will kill them: on purpose, accidentally - he doesn't care. Cause he's a bona fide murderer.

(drumpf still goes to Angola, though)

[dembotoz]

22. Trump in a cell in Mexico.. perhaps they would pay for those walls

[NBachers]

24. Attica Correctional Facility would be just fine for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the Thuhd

wouldn't you say? I'm sure the inmates could make a fine meal of that distorted little freak.

And I wouldn't mind seeing Donnie put into Pelican Bay's Special Housing Unit, where the voices in his head will get louder and louder as he spends each day and night with himself and only himself.

Ivanka goes wherever Chained Heat was filmed; otherwise Rikers would work out just fine.

Separate Uday and Qusay and dump 'em someplace where they'll never be heard from again.

[world wide wally]

25. Alcatraz

Just Trump and the sharks

[argyl]

26. As many as there'll be how about including Eastham in Texas and Parchman Farm in Mississippi.

Two Southern prisons that have well deserved reputations as hellholes.
If they're good enough for a 17 y.o. kid who robbed a liquor store they should do for traitors to our country.

[dalton99a]

28. Devil's Island