WH statement: "President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy"

[dalton99a]

“President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him,” Hope Hicks, a White House spokeswoman, said in a statement. “He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor .?.?. and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/snubs-and-slights-are-part-of-the-job-in-trumps-white-house/2017/05/29/f5c9d5c0-417a-11e7-9869-bac8b446820a_story.html

[shraby]

1. She is one seriously deranged person.

[putitinD]

2. POSITIVELY REVOLTING!

[gademocrat7]

3. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Hope Hicks is delusional.

[Scarsdale]

88. Hope - ing

to sugar coat a disgusting, perverted, ignorant, slob, must pay very well. I can not think of ONE good thing to say about this piss-poor excuse for a president who resides in the WH, with lots of help from Russia and the traitors in the gop. He is a disgrace to humanity. His offspring are just like him, greedy money grubbers, with a sense of entitlement. The tRump entire family are strange looking also.

[C_U_L8R]

4. He's writing his own press releases

and it shows

[Samantha]

23. I don't think so -- some of those words are three and four syllables.... (eom)

[Plucketeer]

71. Words like

Laughabull.

[Solly Mack]

5. Shit draws flies like a magnet. So I guess one could say shit has a magnetic personality, of sorts.

Shit has also been used to create energy, so.....

Disease can be found in/from shit, so I see where the infectious part comes in.

Basically, Hope Hicks is calling Trump a pile of shit.

[tonedevil]

30. I can't say for sure...

about this Hicks person, but most of us are certainly calling donald a pile of shit.

[Solly Mack]

40. It's what I'm hearing. :)

[nini]

6. That must be why his wife is always by his side....

Oh wait.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

7. Sounds like satire. She forgot to add he has a seventeen inch johnson.

[forgotmylogin]

44. I think you're right.

And I'm not joking. This seriously sounds like the first Melissa McCarthy/Spicer skit "...everyone was SMILING...and HAPPY!"

I get the feeling there's a team of people snickering as they write it. "DONALD TRUMP EXUDES A GOLDEN GLOW THAT LIGHTS UP A ROOM...write that down, that's great! He'll love that!"

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

120. Does she know the difference between golden and orange?

[magicarpet]

103. Wow... No wonder he is so self confident.

Oh... Are you just kidding ?

Smirk/Giggle

[eShirl]

8. Dear Leader

[TreasonousBastard]

9. Next time I look for a job, I want her to write my resume.

[murielm99]

13. Have her write you a recommendation, too.

[Warren DeMontague]

10. AND HE HAS HUGE HANDS

[forgotmylogin]

45. PEOPLE NEAR HIM FIND THAT DISEASES ARE CURED AND TUMORS REDUCE IN SIZE

[murielm99]

11. Then why do I look away automatically whenever

I see his face? I cannot look at him. I cannot listen to his voice. I have to tune out or leave the room. I know it is not just me!

This sounds like satire. It sounds like that good news segment that Colbert often runs where they do nothing but praise trump.

Everyone laughs.

[LisaM]

20. He has that effect on me too.

I felt that way about Reagan and his oily, repellant voice.

[dchill]

38. You must have a sickth sense.

I'm the same way.

[smirkymonkey]

54. It's not just you.

I flinch when I see him. I find him that repulsive. I cannot stand the sound of his voice. It makes me want to throw things. Even hearing his name angers me to no end. The above statement by Hope Hicks is the biggest pile of BS I have ever read in my entire life. Not one word of it is even close to being true.

[Mister Ed]

56. Me too. He simply disgusts me. And it has nothing to do with politics.

I've felt repulsed by him for the entire thirty-plus years that he's been in the public eye. And for most of those years, he was not involved in politics.

[maddiemom]

119. I hear you...and have long felt the same.

I never once saw "The Apprentice" for that reason. Now I wish I had watched a time or two in order to see what about him appealed to some people. I don't imagine that it would have changed my opinion, however. I understood Hillary's concern abut the basket of "deplorables."

[livetohike]

57. Same here. Everything about him is repulsive. His mannerisms

and gestures are like someone on acid pulling the strings on a marionette. The timbre and tone of his voice makes me want to vomit. I mute the tv and look away when he is being covered.

[liberalnarb]

76. I can't listen to him either, he's infuriating

[mr_lebowski]

91. With Joel Anchorton and Jill Newslady?

That one always cracks me up even though it's the same schtick every time ... they keep it short enough that it stays funny every time.

[Scurrilous]

12. AND IT ISN'T A WIG!

[Cha]

32. lol.. would anyone buy a wig that bad? rofl

hope hicks.. lol I can't even.. rofl

[trusty elf]

73. ......

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[Scurrilous]

83. Nice!

[NBachers]

14. Describe Barack Obama, cross his name out, and substitute Donald's name in it's place.

[Cha]

33. That's what I said..

[Wawannabe]

15. WTF???

I don't fucking think so -Tim.
What. The Fucken ever...

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

16. Treats everyone with respect?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. Magnetic in a sense - like shit draws flies, maybe.

[fantase56]

18. Can I puhlease! have some of what they're smoking/snorting/shooting?

PUHLEASE!!!

[Still In Wisconsin]

19. He's a walking, talking turd.

[procon]

21. Jeebus... they're reduced to plagiarizing No. Korean propaganda. nt

[lunasun]

22. I was just going to post something similiar! Ain't it like a dear leader proclamation?

[world wide wally]

24. Sounds frighteningly like Kim Jung Un

[Goodheart]

72. I was thinking the same thing.

This is the type of crap we'd expect from North Korea.

[hueymahl]

112. About to post the same thing

It was my first thought - sounds like something straight out of North Korea.

[ornotna]

25. I've seen this somewhere

[onetexan]

26. GAG

[JHan]

27. LMAO

[Motownman78]

28. So does my ass n/t

[awesomerwb1]

29. Alternative.....universe.

WTF is that?

[Cha]

31. She's describing President Obama perfectly..

trump is the anti-Christ.

LOL@hopehicks.. I can't even..

[onecaliberal]

34. For maggot SNAFU.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

35. She was handed that statement to read.

It had a sticky note on it that said they have her children chained up in the WH basement.

[orleans]

46. !!

[montana_hazeleyes]

48. LOL!

[NewJeffCT]

67. It was written by John Barron

and not Donald Trump as well.

[Rollo]

36. Here's the guy who wrote that (hint: he's the one holding the reins) ...

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[mr_lebowski]

94. OWWWWW!!! Eye Warning!!! The above post cannot be unseen!!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

37. "Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest,

most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

[mr_lebowski]

92. Unless you count the time he sold dope disguised as a nun!!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

93. More likely the time Steve Bannon showed him the Queen of Diamonds card.

[maddiemom]

121. Great reference. It fits!

[3catwoman3]

39. That is one of the...

...biggest piles of bullshit I have EVER read. Gawd Almighty!

What was the reason for this work of fiction?

[Cha]

41. Just going to drop this tweet here from Joy Reid..

Link to tweet

[LuckyLib]

97. This is the amazing thing to me -- that professionals will take that kind of continuing

abuse. Lust for influence and power makes people do strange things, and so many of these folks lack the self-respect to walk out the door. No amount of money or status in the world should make people take that BS. From anyone.

[AgadorSparticus]

42. Clearly, he dictated that letter and she cleaned it up.

... And then she went home and poured the entire bucket of bleach on herself to get rid of the pervasive stink.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

43. Hmmmm. She says this;

'and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor.'
I would ask, have you watched him talk about political opponents? When has he ever said anything that's truly funny?

[yuiyoshida]

47. Yes EXACTLY RIGHT...to the BRAINWASHED....

[Tanuki]

49. Reminds me of Rita Moreno's soliloquy opposite Jack Nicholson

in the closing scene of Carnal Knowledge.

http://www.filmsite.org/bestspeeches25.html

Screenwriter: Jules Knowledge (1971)
Screenwriter(s): Jules Feiffer

"It's Up, in the Air!"

Play clip (excerpt): Carnal Knowledge

The reassuring speech of paid prostitute Louise (Rita Moreno in a cameo) to massage dysfunctionally-impotent Jonathan's (Jack Nicholson) ego (and more) in the film's final scene. Obsessively, he had her recite a carefully-worded script while kneeling between his legs. (he yelled at her - "God-damn it! You're doing it all wrong" - when she deviated). After accepting payment of $100, and as he reclined back on a couch, she reassured him as she stroked his thighs: "I don't think we're gonna have any trouble tonight." She called him "a real man, a kind man" and then went on:

A real man, a kind man...I don't mean weak kind the way so many men are. I mean the kindness that comes from enormous strength, from an inner power so strong that every act, no matter what, is more proof of that power. That's what all women resent. That's why they try to cut ya down, because your knowledge of yourself and them is so right, so true, that it exposes the lies which they, every scheming one of them, live by. It takes a true woman to understand that the purest form of love is to love a man who denies himself to her - a man who inspires worship, because he has no need for any woman, because he has himself. And who is better, more beautiful, more powerful, more perfect... you're getting hard... more strong, more masculine, extraordinary, more... bust. It's rising, it's rising... more virile, domineering, more irresistible. It's up - in the air...

[muriel_volestrangler]

51. Shorter: "President Trump exudes, which is infectious to those around him"

I think he's caught several things off Bannon.

[keithbvadu2]

108. "caught several things off Bannon"

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[airmid]

52. He exudes something alright and it's not energy, and it's not positive.

[Judi Lynn]

53. Possibly the oddest thing I've ever read. Trump has been out-done by a bigger liar. b/t

[boston bean]

55. Hopeless.

[Tanuki]

58. Hoping against Hope

that this nightmare will soon be over!

[WePurrsevere]

59. Good grief... Hold on a minute and let me put these on...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

60. It sounds better in its original Korean.

It loses a bit of its meaning through the English translation.

[Vinca]

61. He exudes something, but it usually comes out the back end of a bull.

[lillypaddle]

62. Huh????

[fishwax]

63. and made seven holes in one the 1st time he ever played golf

[tanyev]

64. Well, he's definitely infectious.

So she got that right.

[hatrack]

65. "Stray animals instinctively trust him. He can find missing chldren by meditating."

"President Trump can cure goiter with his touch, and is concerned as never before with lifting up the hopes and dreams of all the people he will deport."

[MoonRiver]

66. FAKE NEWS!

First alarm alert!

[Gothmog]

68. LOL

[Adrahil]

69. Sounds like a press release from North Korea.... NT

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

95. Straight out of The Manchurian Candidate.

"Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

[ProfessorGAC]

70. Simple Response

No he doesn't and no he doesn't.

[oberliner]

74. Dear Leader type stuff

Could've come out of North Korea.

[helpisontheway]

75. 😂😂😂😂😂 nt

[MyOwnPeace]

77. "Exudes positive energy"

Yeah, just like an outhouse..............

Can't believe this is really happening in our country - it MUST be just a bad dream, right?

[wiggs]

78. Written as though they don't have long in office, trying to establish a record while they can. nt

[Mad-in-Mo]

79. Imagine the good that could come from a person with those characteristics.....

If he could only harness it and try to do something positive rather than tear everything down.

[heaven05]

80. BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he and his admirers/administration are con artists and losers.

[Ligyron]

81. Hopeless Hicks

may actually believe this.

This one was even better than the one from his "doctor".

[Freethinker65]

82. And shall from now on be referred to as "Dear Leader"

[Turbineguy]

84. What ever you say

Doctor Goebbels.

[sinkingfeeling]

85. What the hell is she drinking?

[judesedit]

86. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.....Great joke. My sides hurt from laughing so hard

[judesedit]

87. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.....Great joke. My sides hurt from laughing

[Chiyo-chichi]

89. What is this? His Match.com profile?

"He is equally comfortable in jeans or a formal evening gown."

[Dorn]

90. "I am NOT a bowl of spaghetti and meat balls!"

[GallopingGhost]

96. No one should use the words

exudes and Trump in the same sentence.

[ailsagirl]

98. WTF????

[Sunlei]

99. Thats why all the Republicans trust him with their children and wives. /s /s

[Bob Loblaw]

100. No mention of

that round of golf in which he made 11 holes in one?

[luvMIdog]

101. He is magnetic. Assholes are drawn to him and cling to him

[louis-t]

102. And he won with 100% of the vote!!1!11

[Honeycombe8]

104. And the papa bear said to the mama bear..... nt

[raccoon]

105. Thanks, DUers, for a good laugh.

This thread and the genius replies really are humorous

I needed that.

[Generic Brad]

106. The White House forgot the "Sarcasm" tag

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

107. You could fertilize your garden with that shit

[Greensix1]

109. Another golden shower

If Donny Peepee has such a magnetic personality, why does the White House have to tell people it is so? It sounds like he's completely demented and forcing his staff to make reports about his mental stability. Since nothing can be trusted that comes from the White House you have to assume the Opposite of what it proclaims. In other words, he has a personality that puts people off by being near him or even knowing him.

[47of74]

110. Ahem

[Zambero]

111. Didn't Kim Jong Un already have this copyrighted??

Or is it merely the absolute worst load of bullshit ever concocted?

[DFW]

113. "oh, and by the way, LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!"

Just in case someone other than Hope Hicks was going to take that nonsense seriously.

[Angry Dragon]

114. Sounds like she is trying out for #4

It seems to me that Trump talks in a monotone .......... no inflection at all

[Buns_of_Fire]

115. I hope she got a Scooby Snack for that one.

And I hope Comrade Fatass recovers from the massive butt-hickey he just received. (No, not really.)

[DefenseLawyer]

116. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense.

I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm... no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man! I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...

[relayerbob]

117. And here I thought drugs were still illegal

[Dem2]

118. Ignore the fact that he is a psychopath with some issues that have gone undiagnosed

Worship the stupid!

[SergeStorms]

122. Holy shit........

and she didn't spontaneously combust, either in the middle of that statement or at the end?

That is, without a doubt, the most false, heinous piece of tripe ever written about a man we're all familiar with. If we'd never met the man, and knew nothing about his background, we'd all be looking forward to meeting this eloquent person. BUT WE ALREADY KNOW THIS BUMBLING MORON! He can't come up with a cogent thought on his own. Reading scripted material from his teleprompter (something he lambasted Obama about doing) is the only way he can communicate in any meaningful fashion, and sometimes.....not even then!

Hope Hicks. Please seek professional psychiatric help immediately. You're anchored in a separate reality. You've lost touch with not only accepted rational thought, but also your soul.

Can you imagine Ms. Hicks having to face her friends and relatives after writing that putrid garbage?

[El Mimbreno]

123. Infectious - like the disease he is. nt

[maveric]

124. "Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being...

I've ever known in my life".
Totally canned.