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Twitler can't sleep and is up tweeting...spelling mistakes and all.. (Original Post) HipChick May 2017 OP
Covfefe is great with chocolate shenmue May 2017 #1
Prob with his 2 scoops of ice cream HipChick May 2017 #2
And a short tweet. L. Coyote May 2017 #44
Lollll so outta control flamingdem May 2017 #3
It's like waiting for the 3 dots to finish HipChick May 2017 #6
Stop embarrassing yourself. Loser! Glimmer of Hope May 2017 #4
The beast is drunk hrmjustin May 2017 #5
And/or high... AgadorSparticus May 2017 #36
I've seen people geezed on mescaline and nitrous oxide who were making far more sense than that dude Warren DeMontague May 2017 #62
Gotta agree. I have seen more rational thought from people flying far higher. AgadorSparticus May 2017 #71
Beast is high on Cha May 2017 #59
Bwahahaha!!! That is a DUZY, CHA!!! AgadorSparticus May 2017 #70
Agador! Glad Cha May 2017 #72
Lol Lotusflower70 May 2017 #7
I thought with those Tiny Hands.. HipChick May 2017 #9
Haha nice Lotusflower70 May 2017 #27
HEY BANNON GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE Warren DeMontague May 2017 #8
Are the White House ghosts keeping him up? Sundown Syndrome? irisblue May 2017 #10
Melania ended her role as a prop, and already flew directly back to NYC HipChick May 2017 #11
Good for her! Kath2 May 2017 #14
#covfefe is trending on twitter DesertRat May 2017 #12
some hilarious stuff on that hashtag...was just reading through some - people are fast! NRaleighLiberal May 2017 #15
Oh yeah, that's what I love about Twitter DesertRat May 2017 #16
rofl cyberswede May 2017 #20
Covfefe must be his SafeWord in Russian DesertRat May 2017 #23
I had to stop reading LoveMyCali May 2017 #24
Covfefe still trending nationally DesertRat May 2017 #31
LMAO somebody already bought http://covfefe.com L. Coyote May 2017 #46
He may have died trying to spell kerfuffle! nt greyl May 2017 #19
LOL SunSeeker May 2017 #41
ROFLMAO! Cha May 2017 #60
I hide my stash in an antique lacquered negative press covfefe. nt procon May 2017 #13
At least Hillary was intelligible. Kath2 May 2017 #17
I have a Samsung tablet that finishes words for me that aren't correct. Do you think... BigmanPigman May 2017 #18
Ha, you posted it too. Covfefe forever uppityperson May 2017 #21
Make covfefe great again!!! Docreed2003 May 2017 #22
LOL. L. Coyote May 2017 #49
Lmao....love it! Docreed2003 May 2017 #69
Link to #covfefe: Leghorn21 May 2017 #25
WAIT! He's Going to Say Something to His Loyal Followers!!! Stallion May 2017 #26
Spicer tomorrow... DesertRat May 2017 #28
#FAKE WORDS Stallion May 2017 #47
Somebody caught him tweeting. Afromania May 2017 #29
#covfefe has escaped Twitter and spread like a bad rash. nolabear May 2017 #30
Ambien must have kicked in mid-tweet. #covfefe HipChick May 2017 #32
LOL SunSeeker May 2017 #42
conference? confab? pansypoo53219 May 2017 #65
Lol Lotusflower70 May 2017 #33
heh blogslut May 2017 #34
OMG Embarrassed of our president everyday . WTF it just trailed off....did he lunasun May 2017 #35
MerriamWebster... HipChick May 2017 #37
Favorite so far.. pangaia May 2017 #38
Ha! Egnever May 2017 #52
Putin Says: Stallion May 2017 #39
"Is that what that thing on his head is?" L. Coyote May 2017 #50
Its Been 2 Hours-Famous Last Words? Stallion May 2017 #40
Ayy pendejo, nunce he estado tan covfefido. L. Coyote May 2017 #43
fnord Nasruddin May 2017 #45
Welcome to DU, Nasruddin! calimary May 2017 #61
Despite the constant negative press BHDem53 May 2017 #48
Welcome to DU BHDem53! Mountain Mule May 2017 #54
Thank you Mountain Mule. BHDem53 May 2017 #64
"I don't drink beer l the time but when I do I covfefe." grantcart May 2017 #51
Omfg! Please impeach ASAP! nt ecstatic May 2017 #53
Did Trump really tweet this after midnight on May 31? Is this real? Just asking. riversedge May 2017 #55
It's real. Warren DeMontague May 2017 #56
Thanks, I just also saw this thread in LBN... riversedge May 2017 #57
This message was self-deleted by its author MrPurple May 2017 #58
He's truly the Shakespeare of our time spiderpig May 2017 #63
Now I know why the new "War Room" duncang May 2017 #66
Wordsmith. tavernier May 2017 #67
Lol! demmiblue May 2017 #68

HipChick

(25,485 posts)
6. It's like waiting for the 3 dots to finish
Wed May 31, 2017, 12:20 AM
May 2017

so you can see what Dofus was going to type...I wonder whose job it is to babysit his twitter at night..

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
62. I've seen people geezed on mescaline and nitrous oxide who were making far more sense than that dude
Wed May 31, 2017, 03:34 AM
May 2017

My hunch is it's something like Alzheimer's, tertiary syphilis, side effects from propecia, or just garden variety batshit insanity---- or some combination thereof.

AgadorSparticus

(7,963 posts)
71. Gotta agree. I have seen more rational thought from people flying far higher.
Wed May 31, 2017, 10:59 PM
May 2017

Perhaps there is a touch of dementia. But i think it is extreme stress coupled with extreme pathological narcissism.

LoveMyCali

(2,015 posts)
24. I had to stop reading
Wed May 31, 2017, 12:35 AM
May 2017

because I'm at work and with me laughing out loud while crying I'm pretty sure they'll know I'm not working anymore.

BigmanPigman

(51,430 posts)
18. I have a Samsung tablet that finishes words for me that aren't correct. Do you think...
Wed May 31, 2017, 12:28 AM
May 2017

I don't do Twitter so maybe his phone is like my tablet. If I don't proofread it a thousand times it writes weird shit. Could that be his problem? I'mean not making excuses for him (there are no excuses for him). I left that first word in the last sentence uncorrected on purpose to show you what I mean.

nolabear

(41,915 posts)
30. #covfefe has escaped Twitter and spread like a bad rash.
Wed May 31, 2017, 12:51 AM
May 2017


It's all over FB.

WTF was he trying to say?

HipChick

(25,485 posts)
32. Ambien must have kicked in mid-tweet. #covfefe
Wed May 31, 2017, 12:59 AM
May 2017

Hate when it does that.. WH staff have given up....been up for nearly an 1hr now..

blogslut

(37,955 posts)
34. heh
Wed May 31, 2017, 01:06 AM
May 2017



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Fusion Verified account @Fusion

It's now been 15 minutes and the President still hasn't deleted this tweet. Follow us for continuing live covfefe
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lunasun

(21,646 posts)
35. OMG Embarrassed of our president everyday . WTF it just trailed off....did he
Wed May 31, 2017, 01:11 AM
May 2017

fall asleep? Pass out? Tweeting to his base?
Goodnight & covfefe

pangaia

(24,324 posts)
38. Favorite so far..
Wed May 31, 2017, 01:34 AM
May 2017

Gavin Newsone...
By the end of the night, my phone will think #covfefe is a real word and won't try to autocorrect me. What a time to be alive.

L. Coyote

(51,129 posts)
43. Ayy pendejo, nunce he estado tan covfefido.
Wed May 31, 2017, 01:55 AM
May 2017
There you have it, used in a sentence.




Now to figure out what the hell it means.

Response to HipChick (Original post)

duncang

(1,907 posts)
66. Now I know why the new "War Room"
Wed May 31, 2017, 05:25 AM
May 2017

They have a staffer armed with a tranquilizer gun 24/7. covfefe.....

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