When your late stage syphilitic neurological neuropathy has turned your brain to a sponge...

[NightWatcher]

Try new Covfefe, from the makers of Wearesofucked.

[Egnever]

1. Maybe he had a stroke.

[7wo7rees]

2. One can only hope....... Not to wish ill on anyone, but.. nt

[Brainstormy]

5. That's very cruel

On a bad day I wish him an untreatable case of flesh-eating bacteria. On a good day I just wish him seventeen years of unremitting diarrhea with cramps.

(and I'm kidding about the cruel. a stroke is fine.)

[lastlib]

8. What self-respecting bacteria would consume that flesh?

[Ilsa]

3. Brilliant! LOL nt

[IronLionZion]

4. When you're unable to discharge the powers and duties of the office

the 25th amendment should be invoked to make America great again.

[TheDebbieDee]

6. He could actually be suffering from Syphilis!

Has anybody seen any medical exam for Trump performed by a REAL doctor?

[MineralMan]

7. It's a combat-related injury, I think.

Didn't he say that his attempts not to get an STD during the Vietnam War were equivalent to serving in the military.

Maybe he should get a Purple Heard for his Syphilitic Paresis.

[dalton99a]

12. Pretty sure his penis is part of his gastrointestinal tract

[progressoid]

9. Tertiary Syphilis.

I heard a British physician seriously talking about this as a possible explanation to many of 45's symptoms.

[Sugar Smack]

10. "from the makers of Wearesofucked"

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

11. If it was good enough for Capone

it's good enough for Commander Covfefe!! They have so much in common, after all (You know- murder, weapons distribution, racketeering, tax evasion, a brain-eating sexually transmitted disease, etc.)...