I wonder aloud whether President CheetoLay

[PCIntern]

Has been watching Season 5 of House of Cards. If has then there are two possibilities:

On Wednesday night, the day before Comey Speaks, a truck containing radioactive material and C4 explosive commandeered by ISIS will go missing somewhere on the Northeast Corridor, necessitating the shutdown of D.C.

Or a Russian vessel with many souls on board will be threatened by loss without American assistance.

He never said he was creative.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. House of Cards requires an attention span greater than that of a four-year-old,

so probably not. And he'd get too confused by all that plotting and scheming and manipulation of government processes.

[PCIntern]

2. Talking to him is like

Explaining alternate side of the street parking regulations to a cockroach.

[Wednesdays]

3. Those things won't necessarily happen... But

There will be an incident, either Wednesday or Thursday. Big enough to dwarf all other events of the day. Mark my words.