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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs Melania Trump Getting Federally-Funded Side Peen? - STFU Funny!
Oh my!!
Maybe false info, but still funny as hell!
Awesomely Luvvie June 2, 2017
Lemme tell you something. I havent started the new season of House of Cards yet because I honestly feel like were living in it. Double dose of it might be TEW MUCH. This Trump administration is like Primetime Fuckshit. On the bad part, everything is crumbling and the world is burning. On the good side, we got more tea than we can ever drink. Were drowning in tea.
Last night, someone else blessed us with more. A saint woman by the name of Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) took to Twitter to drop info she gathered for us all, and challenged journalists to go dig up more on it. Its about Melania Trump. And listen. It was good! It starts HERE but here is the tweet that really took me OUT. The crux of the spillage, if you will.
Link to tweet
Check out the whole page here:
http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/2017/06/melania-trump-federally-funded-side-peen.html
JHan
(10,173 posts)dflprincess
(28,075 posts)JHan
(10,173 posts)safeinOhio
(32,671 posts)Need photo of the security guy.
SunSeeker
(51,550 posts)HipChick
(25,485 posts)But heres the real PETTY in all this. Melanias gift to FLOTUS (the real one) Michelle Obama on inauguration day was from Tiffanys. LEMME FIND OUT SHE USED SECURITY BAES FRIENDS AND FAMILY."
JHan
(10,173 posts)njhoneybadger
(3,910 posts)Remember that present from Tiffany's Squinty gave Michelle Obama. Hmmmmmm
HipChick
(25,485 posts)WhiskeyGrinder
(22,324 posts)I cackle every time.
littlemissmartypants
(22,631 posts)Supreme snark highness queen level.
And at the risk of sounding crude, but totally honest, I'd hit that.
:large
♡lmsp
FuzzyRabbit
(1,967 posts)". . . been having an affair with the head of security at Tiffany's in the Trump Tower lobby."
They're doing it in the lobby? You'd think someone would notice.
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)Greybnk48
(10,167 posts)Melania is irrelevant.
Kleveland
(1,257 posts)But that does not mean that one cannot take a moment or two for some amusement, at the Dick Tator's expense.