Whatever happened to Trump's 30 day - secret plan to defeat ISIS?

[kpete]

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[matt819]

1. Annihilate

That's what Mattis said he'll do. Does he now plan to carpet bomb London?

[imanamerican63]

2. It's a secret!

He did not say exactly which "with in the first 30 days" he would do this!

[NewJeffCT]

6. it's so secret

that nobody knows anything about it except Trump

[onecent]

3. Don't give him any ideas!!!

[mnmoderatedem]

4. he was talking Pluto days

each day on Pluto is equal to 6.4 earth days. He just forgot to mention the Pluto part, that's all.

So that gives him 192 earth days to draw up that foolproof plan to defeat ISIS. He has been in office 135 days. That gives him 57 more days. After that will will be rid of ISIS forever.

[beachbum bob]

5. Its with his tax returns

[doc03]

7. Benedict Donald said a lot of things. He said he would repeal and replace

Obamacare with a beautiful plan that would insure everyone, "It's easy, Believe me." Now "Nobody thought it
would be so hard". Benedict Trump has two tells when he is really lying he sniffs and says Believe Me. Well three
tells his mouth looks like that of a bottom feeding carp.

[alterfurz]

8. like his fellow golfer O.J....

...Trump is first making sure the real killers aren't hiding out in sand traps on the links.

[Solly Mack]

9. Somewhere on the back 9 and Trump's too sluggish to find it.

He'd want a mulligan anyway. Several mulligans.

Low energy, no stamina. Talks out his ass like his farts were thoughts.

[ProudLib72]

10. Secrets are what Maggot is good at

He keeps secrets like nobody else. Bigliest secret keeper ever! Keeping the ISIS secret from even himself.

[NCTraveler]

11. He has a more pressing issue to deal with.

The economic terrorism being waged against wealthy individuals. Taxes.

[Scurrilous]

12. From the size of his ass..

...it appears he ate it.