Trump Should Strap Self in for a Hard Ride This Week
Buckle up, Donald. It's going to get really bumpy this week for you, and we wouldn't want you should get hurt, see. First, you've damaged yourself already by tweeting shite about the London attacks and by attacking the Mayor of that fine city. But, that's just the beginning. On Wednesday, Congress will hear from the NSA Director, and then on Thursday from former FBI Director Comey. I'll bet you can hardly wait to see what they have to say.
I see that you're attempting to shift the conversation by talking about infrastructure. But, Donald, that's really boring to most people. Except maybe for the privatizing of air traffic control stuff. Uh, that's not going to be popular, guy. I see that you also have Kellyanne Conway running interference for you on your obsessive tweeting habit. She's talking trash to the media and telling them she won't stand for them pointing out that your tweets are stupid and wrong. You might want to rein her in a bit.
Just for your well-being and to avoid injuring yourself, I suggest that you put on the full body harness on your Oval Office chair and settle in for the ride. Your aides can bring you your KFC and donuts. But keep your seat belt fastened throughout the flight. That's my recommendation.
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