WHERE'S the TWEETS?

[orangecrush]

Where's the TWEETS?

No tweets from Donny yet!

He PROMISED us he would tweet!

All we got was a crappy misspelled statement from his lawyer.

Call the White House switchboard

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

and DEMAND YOUR TWEETS!


202-456-1111

[HipChick]

1. It likes to keep people guessing

The Apprentice - President edition....

[orangecrush]

7. They cucked

His tweeter!



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[Docreed2003]

22. Lol

[4139]

2. He did tweet

Him and the Dow being winners and
Comey, lynch and NYT being losers

[WhollyHeretic]

4. That was Don Jr

[C_U_L8R]

5. Sure it was.

Wink wink

[orangecrush]

12. Good point

It was 45s way of getting around his lawyers

[orangecrush]

8. That was mini me

Senior is probably heavily sedated.

I heard they put it in his KFC.

[leftstreet]

3. Maybe he'll tweet tonight when he's sugar drunk

one hopes

[orangecrush]

14. I long for his tweets

Just one good one to bolster the obstruction case.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. I think they hid the phone somewhere in the White House...

....and are having him search around for it.

It's sort of like an Easter Egg Hunt.

[orangecrush]

15. Great mental image!

Glad to hear from you.

I owe you a bigly apology.

I fell for wikileaks and Snowdens bullshit a while back, and glad to have survived to tell you you were right.

Fuck Russia and Putin.

Now let's fight to get these traitors out of our White House.

[Siwsan]

9. Maybe when he starts 'sundowning', tonight

Give it a few hours.

[orangecrush]

17. It could get ugly

If they hid his tweeter!

[Yonnie3]

10. Just wait, he can't not tweet.

Unless he has surrendered his phone, things will build up and he will tweet. If I had to bet, it will be around dawn when no one is minding him. Late tonight if he can't sleep. A little CNN should set him off. After all, that "nut job" Comey said he was a liar, so Twitler will need to dis him and set the record straight.

Covfefe!

[orangecrush]

24. This is the time

For him to tweet his bigly ass off over his great victory over us muslin lovin socialist!

Come on, Donny!

TWEET, DAMN YOU!

[trailergold]

11. Disregard

This is post #2.

[NastyRiffraff]

13. The Union Pub in DC is happy about that

They promised to by the bar a round of drinks today every time Dump tweeted during the Comey public hearing. I was afraid they'd go bankrupt and have to close their doors.

[ADX]

18. They bought every one a beer anyway:

Link to tweet

[orangecrush]

20. Compensation prize

[orangecrush]

19. They had to

Have literally confiscated his phone.

[Binkie The Clown]

16. They probably handcuffed him to his desk and took away his phone.

All these people who "handle" Trump surely realize that he is utterly incompetent, yet they go right on selling America down the river.

[orangecrush]

21. This is the President

And it is damn scary.

[HipChick]

23. What is scary is that anyone that has access to his Twitter account

Aides
Hackers
Putin

has the ability to impact or affect US policy - and the rethugs used to complain about Obama leading from behind
when this Orange Wannabe coward is scared to hold a press conference and answer questions..

[orangecrush]

25. Truth

It's actually worse than living with the bomb at the height of the cold war

[Yonnie3]

26. He's back! 6:10 am

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I thought he would be back around dawn and equivocated a bit about late night. Sunrise was 5:42 am. So he tweeted 28 minutes later. I forgot to allow the time it takes him to enter the tweet.

Waiting to see if he's on a roll though. Put the TV on Fox and Fiends for a few minutes this morning to see what Twitler might have as input. Retch. "He's not a liar 'cause his spokesperson says so. He's vindicated" etc. etc. Faux News at its finest.

F&F, keep it up, lull that idiot into a false sense of security. He's going down!

[orangecrush]

27. Thanks!

Gonna check it out.

[Yonnie3]

28. Apparently the butt kissing from Faux and Fiends kept him on an even keel.

I'm sure you've seen his tweets by now. He didn't go off on the rant I expected. I checked out Faux and Fiends this morning and they were so supportive, unctuously so, saying he was vindicated. He thanked them in his second tweet.

I despise Faux and Fiends and their butt kissing, but realize by keeping him from going off, they may be preventing World War III.