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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"Look at my brows. . . . How serious I look!" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Tucker Carlson!!!
Tucker ("Has anyone seen my b*ttplug?" Carlson is saying: "I disagree with only one thing you said, Cory. . . Sure Comey is the leaker and should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, but I'd want to demand the death penalty, and have it broadcast by law across the country until the condemned's final spasms are burned into the retinas of every citizen, man woman, adult, child, . . . everybody! . . . I mean, to keep our civilization intact, we have to maintain certain values, right?"
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Above CAPTION based on some Wingnuts' reaction to ex-FBI Director Comey's testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee June 8, 2017 as covered by USA Today and aljazerra.com:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2017/06/08/james-comey-testimony-disaster-for-donald-trump-column-tom--nichols/102633100/
http://www.aljazeera.com/blogs/americas/2017/06/7-learned-james-comey-testimony-170608234919262.html
Trust Buster
(7,299 posts)Johonny
(20,818 posts)skip fox
(19,356 posts)"Just curious, Cory, did you ask for a second mortgage on your soul? . . . I'm on my third."
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)skip fox
(19,356 posts)"The look of a dog watching the clothes in a dryer."
How about:
"The look of a three-year old when watching his mother have intercourse with the lawnboy from the closet."
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)You know, I will never look at Tucker the same way again.
anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)to the press. It's very concerning. I can furrow my brow better than a night crawler trying to escape from a garden spade into the dirt. Do you think I look concerned enough? Every orange-blooded Amerikan should be outraged at this attack on our Predisent's character. Are you as concerned as I am?"
skip fox
(19,356 posts)Paladin
(28,243 posts)He generally has his head up his ass.
anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)"Yes, I pretended to be a bow-tied Paul Ryan neocon for years (I won't talk about the show I was on for a decade or so), and my Grammy-Grams was a super big crappy frozen dinner heiress and so on, and I am from California but pretend I am like super East Coast posh and pronounce words like "rather" as "rawther," but that's all because I was a secret populist/Trumpster for years and really cared about blue collar workers! REALLY! I promise!" (Long caption but an accurate summation of his career imho)
maveric
(16,445 posts)It's almost comical.
TheBlackAdder
(28,167 posts)GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)come to life.
skip fox
(19,356 posts)GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)I kept going back to his picture on this thread half the morning, trying to figure out who or what the hell he reminded me of. I think it's the mouth.
Still way better than a mouth that resembles an anus. Enough said.
hatrack
(59,578 posts)He's marginally less punchable now - no fun!