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Tommy_Carcetti

(43,174 posts) Fri Jun 9, 2017, 10:45 AM Jun 2017

BREAKING NEWS: Oval Office grandfather clock suffers fall from fourth floor bathroom.

Unnamed sources say the clock fell after attempting to lift a bathtub into its apartment.

Reports that traces of polonium were found on the clock's gears have yet to be confirmed.

Details at Eleven.

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BREAKING NEWS: Oval Office grandfather clock suffers fall from fourth floor bathroom. (Original Post) Tommy_Carcetti Jun 2017 OP
Random news, but sad for the clock. Those clocks are cool crauber_4242 Jun 2017 #1
Maybe the clock was NEW at this! leftstreet Jun 2017 #2
Nothing suspicious about this gratuitous Jun 2017 #3
vindicated! bigtree Jun 2017 #4
Mike Pence fell from the fourth floor bathroom? smirkymonkey Jun 2017 #5

gratuitous

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3. Nothing suspicious about this
Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Jun 9, 2017, 12:25 PM
Jun 2017

Polonium-addicted clocks are a dime a dozen and commit suicide all the time. Case closed.

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