Kim Jong Trump "INFURIATED by the MOCKERY" of his Cabinet Kissyface disaster

[Miles Archer]

Peter Alexander, just now on Morning Joe. "The President was reportedly infuriated by the mockery" of the Cabinet meeting.

[Vinca]

1. What on earth did he expect? They all but slobbered on the guy.

It was the funniest/weirdest/creepiest thing I've seen in a half century of following politics.

[Roy Rolling]

54. Misdirected Gratitude

There is no "DJT" who signs cabinet appointees' paycheck. You and I sign their paychecks, they work for *us*. Instead, they bark for the orange guy who gives them doggie treats paid for by others. And the orange guy takes the credit, and is offended if his little dog act is mocked for what it is.

That has been my reaction, just effin' weird.

[yurbud]

58. the real reward for most "public service" in DC comes when you are done

and get a job as a corporate lobbyist, lawyer, CEO, consultant, or do-nothing board member--all for about ten ties what they make in public office.

[rusty fender]

91. Most of the people in Hair Trumpenfuror's

cabinet are millionaires and a few are billionaires. None of these people need that government paycheck. I don't understand why they would allow themselves to be humiliated by Boss Tweet.

Unless these guys are real ideologues and /or Class warriors who see that Trumpass's cabinet positions give them the ideal opportunity to advance their battles against Medicare, SOS, etc.

[drmeow]

100. Power - plus money is an addiction for them

It is not that they need more money. Money is their crack - it takes more and more just to get the same high.

But what really motivates them about the cabinet position is the power. They will abase themselves to one person if it gives them power over the masses.

[Maraya1969]

117. OK This is it! No one needs a billion dollars and certainly no one needs 2 billion dollars

Yet most billionaires want to be 2 billionaires and on and on.

I remember Wayne Dyer speaking on always wanting more. He said, "Where is the peace in more?"

These people may have all sorts of money but they don't have happiness. There is a big difference between pleasure, (that money can buy) and happiness.

[FrodosNewPet]

138. IDK about you, but I need AT LEAST $5 Billion

Do you have any idea how expensive superpowered lasers, giant orbiting space mirrors, and a team of loyal minions to get them working are nowadays?

I've already maxed out my Visa, and I still haven't finished the rocket to put the mirror into orbit yet.

[FrodosNewPet]

139. Sure, Elon Musk offered a tempting deal on a SpaceX launch

But sometimes you want to stay in house for QC.

[Maraya1969]

148. ........

[Hortensis]

103. Bingo! All but 2 are Koch/Mercer/Heritage Soc choices,

there to destroy from the inside the government institutions they are appointed to head. And SecState Tillerson from Exxon may also be; certainly he also leans strongly anti-tax/anti-regulation.

The only one who refused to render the "Dear Leader" adulation is SecDef Mattis, not coincidentally the only honorable, qualified person appointed on merit.

[erronis]

112. Bingo Bingo. The best way to destroy government is to hire the enemies of governance.

The fact that it is so obvious is amazing. Couldn't they have covered their tracks a little better? There is no cabinet-level person in the repuglican government that wants this to work. They want it to fail.

When the alarm bells start ringing on a crisis spot around the world or even in the us - will this government even want to respond to preserve the US? I don't think so.

Have we been sold down the river to the rUSSRians? I think so.

[Hortensis]

113. I think this is powered by greedy American wannabe plutocrats

who plan to run our nation out of their greater wisdom for their own benefit, because they are proved to deserve it, and because anyone who can't write a check for his own healthcare is proved to not.

I just refer in talking about them in shorthand as the Kochs because their organization of several hundred megamillionaires and billionaires is the largest, possibly surpassing the GOP in power, and Robert Mercer because he's closest to Rump. But with very little research we could put dozens of names to these Americans, and with more attention hundreds of names.

Note that completely destroying America's economy would not benefit them economically. Restructuring to eliminate almost all taxes and regulation is what they want. And, yes, that would cost them economically, but they also want power and an end to our ability to tell them what to do and to "sponge" off them, as they like to imagine it.

[erronis]

118. Do the Kochs and other internationalists really care about what happens to this "breadbasket"?

Response from the crusty ones:

We can and we do live all over the world. If we need to make some other spot our preferred center of power, no sweat. We'll move on before the climate and pollution spoils our special world, golf courses, yacht races.

Why shouldn't we just turn most of North America, and then other areas, into "resource centers"? That's been the way of progress for eons - whether capitalism, socialism, communism. It's all just about US!

Fug the locals/indigenous. In 50-200 years they'll all die off because of poor healthcare, no education, introduced drugs. Leave enough of the "trustees" to take care of cleanup. Hire a few techie folks to run the big machines. And then rape, steal, plunder. Feed the raw materials into our automated mills churning out products for our upper class.

I'm sure we will find ways to avoid the end times, at least longer than you poor stupid non-privileged sub-humans.

[Hortensis]

119. :) Oh, they know they can walk away. But they want to

rule, and most would prefer to rule here. America has half of all the planet's billionaires, and it's not because they couldn't all go live in other of the most desirable places on the planet. They can.

In fact, though they also have homes overseas of course, most reportedly choose to cluster close to each other here, not just the same cities, but the same neighborhoods. Look at Rump and the Kochs. I can see NYC, but Palm Beach and Kansas as the centers of the world for them? Home sweet homes.

[erronis]

122. Palm Beach and NYC? Not on a high-survivability list as sea levels rise.

For some reason most plutocrats like to live near the sea. Kansas (having lived there) is probably not a good retreat for the richies. Davos, Gstaad, Jackson Hole, Aspen - maybe.

Places like the Himalayan and Tibetan plateaus may be safe from sea level rises for 100s of years.

But don't forget the friendly crowds of people that would like to join the billionaires in their aerie retreats. That's why the upper-crusties have to get rid of as much as the useless population (me and you) as they can before that point.

[Hortensis]

123. Erronis, these people can afford sea walls.

And, needless to say, they don't need government subsidized, or even guaranteed, insurance. If their homes get swept away, they just instruct their assistants to arrange for an architect, etc., tell all the various underlings just what they want, and return in their private jets when it's done.

And should the seas rise 50 feet or whatever, they'd just move their estates inland to the new coast, buying out and using taxes, zoning, etc., to push out whoever's already there. It's actually happened many times many places over the centuries.

But really, we need to do what our grandparents did and tax and regulate them until we destroy the mega-millionaire and billionaire classes. The callous irresponsibility and extremism of some of them is a huge threat to our democracy and our planet.

[iluvtennis]

125. Ding, ding, ding, ding...agree

[yardwork]

144. They expect to make billions in oil deals with Russia.

[relayerbob]

99. Oh, you missed the slobber??? It wasn't pleasant, either

[Baconator]

133. He genuinely expects slobbing and doesn't understand anyone who doesn't hop on board...

[C_U_L8R]

2. What a jackass.

Trump don't know squat.

[L. Coyote]

70. They are making a mockery of the Executive branch and the USA.

This much they do know how to do, turning the government into a sitcom.

Link to tweet

[Big_K]

89. Sadddddddd

[rock]

78. But he does know how to squat

[adigal]

111. I knew he would be furious at Schumer!! No tweet yet about Schumer

But it is coming!!

[SunSeeker]

3. I like it when his blood pressure goes up.

[HAB911]

6. LOL, We need to pump harder and longer!!!!!

[left-of-center2012]

49. "We need to pump harder and longer!!!!!"

[classykaren]

76. That's what she said.

[Beartracks]

82. Classy, Karen. Classy.

==============

[left-of-center2012]

92. I'm giving it my best shot !

[DetlefK]

8. A 71yo guy who likes fast-food and regularly goes boom.

[SunSeeker]

12. I say we send him another bucket of extra crispy!

[Buns_of_Fire]

32. ...with a double order of gravy, a big slice of beautiful chocolate cake,

and FOUR scoops of ice cream! And a Big Gulp-size shake to wash it all down with.

[not fooled]

73. Oh, yes

And, Mr. President, all those reports of fat and sugar contributing to heart disease and other ailments--just more junk science, y'know. Pay no mind and have another bucket of KFC.

Hey, after all, he likes his staff to tell him what he wants to hear.

[smb]

44. "We're Gonna Need A Bigger Golf Cart" nt

[Rollo]

102. ROFL

.

[LakeArenal]

104. Funny..I laughed right out loud..

[BarbD]

114. LOL

[Dave Starsky]

9. It makes mine go down!

[NurseJackie]

22. I do too!

[Achilleaze]

4. Tuff nuts for the republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

He's having a total republican snowflake melt down.

Sad.

[Scarsdale]

36. THAT was REAL?

It was more like a skit from SNL.

[jazzcat23]

135. Pathetic, eh?

Alas, it was real and it makes America look so stupid, I cannot fathom what the world must be thinking. I love the mockery and I love that it drives rump crazy! Can you imagine what would be said if Obama did anything remotely like that? If we can cause that arshole a heart attack, I say go for it. I am disgusted with those suck-ups though, Now we see how badly we need to be rid of these puppets!

[Historic NY]

5. By all means "mock on"...

[PearliePoo2]

7. Good! Maybe he'll 'pop his cork' and have to be institutionalized.

Have some more KFC and three scoops instead of two! That's sure to help his blood pressure.

[Warren DeMontague]

10. President Cartman

[VWolf]

40. LOL Tiny hands and all. n/t

[smirkymonkey]

57. *snort*

I love it!

He is so like Cartman in so many ways. Except he isn't funny.

[workinclasszero]

62. LOLOLOLOL!

[yardwork]

11. What's with the hair?

[Thomas Hurt]

52. Alien Symbiont

[smirkymonkey]

60. The Tweety Bird Mullet

Has anyone ever told him how ridiculous his 'do looks? It's hideous.

[not fooled]

74. A triumph of modern-day plastic surgery

flap, repositioning, etc. His scalp has certainly seen a lot of action. The tugging and stretching must have hurt blood flow to his brain.

I can only imagine the horrors of what his actual hairline--sans stragetically combed-over orange hair--now looks like.

[dixiegrrrrl]

126. That's one of his major tells.

He has kept that same hairstyle since he was a young adult. All the ancient pics of him show it.
He is a creature of habit in may ways, needs the security of what he knows.
Doesn't like to sleep anywhere but his own bed(s), wears same outfits, has same foods, etc. has a pretty indolent lifestyle,
rarely goes anywhere at night with the exception of "must-dos"but does prefer to host galas at Mar-Loco, in bed by 9.
Weekend golf is necessary.
You blow a hole in one of his schedules, and it will un-nerve him.

[yardwork]

143. Being president is the worst possible job for someone with his needs.

Even the power that comes with the US presidency is not the kind of power that Trump craves. We are not yet a dictatorship.

[gademocrat7]

13. chump has made a mockery of the Presidency.

His disgusting behavior and that of his cabal are a disgrace.

[Scarsdale]

37. I agree

they have taken the presidency to a new low. No longer will it be an honor to live in the WH. The tarnish is spreading.

[rpannier]

14. Name needs adjusting

Kim Jong-uh's family name is Kim
He's either Trump Jong-uh (Jong-eo) or Kim Don-john or something like that

Though Kim Jong-trump is quite funny

[Miles Archer]

31. I deliberately went for idiocy over accuracy

Kind of like Trump's own tweets.

[rpannier]

50. And I salute you for it

[Bernardo de La Paz]

63. Republican President Trump Dong Ill. . . . nt

[japple]

15. I'll bet Schumer's bit really was the icing on the cake! eom

[Bluetail]

21. Icing on a beautiful piece of chocolate cake!! n/t

[VWolf]

41. THE most beautiful in the world. Bigly beautiful. n/t

[Eyeball_Kid]

105. Trumpy needs to go to court to show cause...

Why he hasn't yet bought out the company that makes Krispy Kreme's.

[Hekate]

90. Double-plus-good icing. Tasty.

[certainot]

120. i heard a bit of limbaugh's show the day after and he seemed confused

that anyone found anything wrong with it

he couldn't understand why anyone would think shumer's bit was funny

the guy is a total tool for trump no matter how embarrassing so i'm wondering how much putin and trump are paying him

[sinkingfeeling]

16. Good, I want him to know that most of the world is laughing at his yuge ego.

[get the red out]

17. If you can't take the heat

Politics is not your calling.

[mnhtnbb]

18. Those of you on Twitter ought to tweet him this cartoon

[a kennedy]

20. OMGOSH, this is hysterical......

[FSogol]

25. LOL, Lipstick on a pig....

[PearliePoo2]

29. Bring it!! Calling all political cartoonists and patriots...make this your finest hour!

It's for a GOOD cause!

[tblue37]

42. Perfect cartoon! nt

[KewlKat]

81. OMG.....fabulous

[DesertRat]

96. LOL

[lunatica]

128. I pictured hickies on it

His ass has to be black and blue. They were all trying to out Kiss each other so much that the suction had to have left marks. The competition was bigly!

[Demsrule86]

147. This is now posted on twitter.

[amuse bouche]

19. Let that Blood Pressure soar

YeeHaw

[MoonRiver]

23. If you don't want to be mocked, stop acting like a damn fool!

Sheeesh, pretty obvious.

[MyOwnPeace]

55. He can't!

He's not ACTING like a fool - he IS one!

[MoonRiver]

59. So true, lol!

And there are obviously no handlers available to curb the stupidity!

[titaniumsalute]

24. Largest political circle jerk bukkake ever in the Capital

It was really a disgusting sight.

[hatrack]

26. "Let the BP soar! Like it's never soared before!"

From BP cuff to ER door
Let the mighty BP soar
With Putin's pee-pee in the wings
Hooker tapes, so many things
Tantrum Lord is now our King
Let the mighty BP soar!

[Marthe48]

45. Nice ditty!

[hatrack]

56. Ah, but I can't take credit for John Ashcroft's work!

Here - enjoy!

[forgotmylogin]

132. Transcript: "LET THE hEEAGLE SOAR" as interpreted by JOHN ASHCROFT

Verse 1:
This eagle's placesssis in the skyighyyy
She's still got a lot of fly-igh-igh-in' to do-oo-oOoo
You can seeiT in her eye-igh-eyeeeEee
Though she's cried a bit for what we've put her through-oo-oooOoooh (sFz crescendo)
She soared above the lifted lamp (indicate with hand)
That guards sweet freedom's door-ororor.
In the dews (?) that damps the watchfires
Of a nation torn by warr-(ohhh-oo)
She's far to young to DIE! (really sell it!)
You can see itT in'er eye-igh-ee
She's not yetT...begun to flyyyy
It's time to leT...th'mighty eagle soar
once more-orororororororororororororor...

Chorus:
hLet the EEEeeEeagle soar-ororororororororororororororororor(don't breathe yet it's dramatic)
Like she's NEVER (breathe) swwoaaaaorrororored beforeorororore
(Do this part like that fella in Les Miserables)
From ROCKY COAST to golden shoreororororororororororletthe
mightHeeeeEeeeeeagleSOOOOOOOOrorororororor!

SoWITHheeeaLING in her-er Wee-ee-eee-eeings
As the land beneath her SIIIIIIII-(ih-ih)-ings
HonlyGodNO OTHER Keeeeeeeeeeeeeiiings
Let the MIGH-tee-ee-EE-eaglesooooooo-ororororororororororororor

Verse 2: (The same, but trickily changing words to really get the metaphor across)
(bring it down now, use the jazz organ)
Thiscountry's far tooyoung...to diiiiiieieieieie...
She's still got a lot of cli-igh-igh-min' to doo-oo-ooh (do not assist riff with hand)
(80% Jean Valjean while blurry flag is superimposed over my face)
And we...We can MAKE IT if we try-high-igh!
Built by toils-n-struggles God has led us through-oo-ooo-ooh
We've fought for freedom dear! Both here and on the distant shore.
(watch this tricky rhyme section)
Paid a price, sacrifice: a price (leave out 'we' if you need to breathe) can't ignororororore!
Ohhhhhhw we're farrrer too young to dieyiyi
We can make it, if we try! (Like 90% Les Miserables)
We've not YET begun to fly
S'time to let ... mighty eeeagle soaroncemoaaarerrrrrRRR (enjoy your rich baritone range)

(Repeat Chorus Twice: Note: check with piano, some of these notes seem flat in this key...I'm scooping them for all I'm worth to take up the slack and make it work but seriously...)

(Repeat last two lines of chorus with plenty of dramatic backphrasing.)

[forgotmylogin]

134. Also, for TWIN PEAKS fans...

[not fooled]

75. Hahaha good one!

This guy is the orange Joke-generator-in-chief.

Every president is good at something.

[NewJeffCT]

27. Trump probably had them tone down the ass kissing

for the video

[ProfessorGAC]

34. No Way, NJ

If anything, it ramped up when the camera turned on. "It" would have it no other way.

[Lazy Daisy]

28. After watching that

whatever you call it (sure wasn't a cabinet meeting) my thought was, is anybody handing out wet naps so they can wipe their chin?
When my partner came home I had to ask if that has ever happened before. I don't ever remember seeing anything like that before in my life.

Seems to be a daily question in my house these days.

[Sugar Smack]

30. I'll leave this here, because it never gets old:

[workinclasszero]

64. LOL

That's awesome!

[ResistantAmerican17]

33. Wow!!!!! He cetainly took it on the chins!!!

This moron is the textbook example of tone-f^#%ing deaf.

[Baitball Blogger]

35. You got to love it. That hand-picked lovefest is exactly how his world worked in the private

sector. He just doesn't get it.

The man thinks he can choreograph his photo sessions and sell the image of success.

[FreepFryer]

38. I can't wait to read every juicy leaked detail of the Frothing Orange One whining about this (n/t)

[benfranklin1776]

39. Awww mango Mussolini is wringing his tiny hands.

Good. As that craven display of self idolation deserves all the opprobrium that can be heaped on it. That was something Josef Stalin would do,not a real United States President, but since he is Russia's malignant narcissistic stooge it was par for his wretched course.

[Dream Girl]

43. What I'd love to know is who is leaking this stuff. So any juicy tidbits about what goes on

Behnind the scenes and it seems to be coming from his inner circle. Who is the source? Is it third party/indirect? It would have to be. How is all this getting out? Pence?

[Stinky The Clown]

46. No. He's pissed that they each left drool on his fly.

[heaven05]

47. the true face of ameriKKKan politics

and culture finally out in the open for the world to see.....disgusting POD(ung).......

[Still In Wisconsin]

48. Good... I hope he grabs his chest and drops dead. Natural causes, of course. eom.

[barbtries]

51. who can't see how sick that was??

it was a fabulous episode of his reality show, that's all he knows. can he possibly believe the sycophants kissing his ass? and would someone tell these people that we are a nation of laws not men?!

[SummerSnow]

53. The mockery of his Kiss butt cabinet meeting was a early birthday gift.

[workinclasszero]

61. MAGA baby!

We must not hold Dear Leader tRump in derision, citizens!

[L. Coyote]

71. Great. I was just checking to see if we needed to post that image here still.

I've seen half a dozen tweets to this thread already on Twitter today, so we are going to get a lot of views.

Please everyone, pass along your greatest adulations for the Supreme Leader of All Time Everywhere.

Link to tweet

[Blue_true]

127. That top image is great. Trump is such a dangerous clown. nt

[Texin]

65. Why would any of these people debase themselves for this cretin?

How much could those cabinet seats actually be worth when one has to crawl down there into this shithead's private cesspool? At some point the last day or two I actually found myself wondering whether these guys are actually punking this meathead. Some of those inane comments were so off the chain it was like watching a segment from Monty Python's Flying Circus or Goldmember or something. Sheesh. Seriously, how much could being a fucking cabinet member be worth?

[Blue Idaho]

66. That was not a "Cabinet Meeting"

It was a sychophantic group grope of Trump's ego. Nothing more nothing less.

[hatrack]

67. I just wish I could recommend this thread more than once!

[Oden]

68. Trumpsters

This is the new G.O.P. Gang of psychopaths.

[Wounded Bear]

69. Trump has us confused with people who give a shit about his feelings...

[KPN]

72. GOOD!

[NastyRiffraff]

77. He needs to be mocked at every opportunity

Because he hates it. He clearly wants/demands adulation like he got from the slimy cabinet members and Rinse Please. He's making comedy writers' jobs easy, so lay into him!

[KewlKat]

84. i agree

[jazzcat23]

136. WE all need to 'twitter' him to death, he can't take it! n/t

[calimary]

79. Well boo-freakin'-hoo.

You don't like it that people laugh at you, "Dear Leader"?

Well, that's just too damn bad.

[Deb]

80. The Trump Cupboard

sad

[lark]

83. Hair Furor thinks being fluffed is his god given right, who are we to laugh at this?

We should all form a line, get on our knees and wait our turn to be so honored we get to suck his dick.

Well............

Hell hasn't frozen over yet and we will continue to LOL at his boorish and unsuccessful attempts to appear successful, accomplished and handsome when he is none of these things..

[Gothmog]

85. For this thread

[BlancheSplanchnik]

86. HAAAAAAHAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[dae]

87. I share Trump's fury at his mockery of a Cabinet meeting!

He is such a moron!

[Hekate]

88. Dear and Glorious Leader, there's an ointment for those ass-hickeys you've got...

With all respect and a grateful heart,
Feeling blessed,
Your Subject

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

101. I feel blessed to serve his ass-end.

[Hekate]

93. Ivanka: "There there Daddy, they're VICIOUS people!" Don Jr: "They're not even people!"

Tinyhands: "I'm going to hold my breath until I get my way! I'm going to lay on the floor and kick my feet and scream!"

The rest of humanity: "For the love of God will someone hide the nuclear launch codes?"

[spanone]

94. looks like he's channeling sam kinison

[DesertRat]

97. Yes!

[Orsino]

95. But he doesn't know what else to do.

"Leadership" in his eyes has always been one white man sitting on his ass insisting that underlings tell him he's awesome. Between golf rounds.

This year, in this job, it's not working so well, and is making him a laughingstock.

[Ms. Toad]

140. He already was one. n/t

[SleeplessinSoCal]

98. Happy Birthday mein fuhror. (is that what you want?)

[ReformedGOPer]

106. Is he that out of touch

that he thought that meeting would be perceived any other way?

[Hekate]

107. Yes

[Buns_of_Fire]

108. This is a completely new environment for him.

All his life, he's had his ass kissed longly, lovingly, and deeply. He's addicted to adulation. Put him in an environment with several million people who just LOVE bringing people like him down a peg or two, and some severe shock is bound to set in.

I prescribe TWO buckets of KFC, a WHOLE beautiful chocolate cake (with extra gravy), and an ENTIRE gallon of ice cream. Administer twice daily.

[hatrack]

110. He thinks it's Apprentice On The Potomac

He's finding out just how utterly and blazingly wrong he is.

[Angry Dragon]

109. Trump got rid of the swamp and created a sewer

[C Moon]

115. That is soooo great! He actually thought the world was admiring him and his staff's ass kissing.

He's dumber than I thought.

[Cha]

116. And, that's what it's meant to do!

Success! lol

[gfwzig]

121. It makes my day to know that punkinhead is infuriated! Keep up the good work (Resistance)

[Fritz Walter]

124. I'll bet the Third Lady is regretting moving to D.C. now

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When the mangled-apricot hell-beast has a meltdown over such a perceived insult, she's probably the one who has to endure his tantrum (and possibly abuse, verbal or otherwise). And this could explain why she delayed moving to 1600 for as long as she could.

Me? I have no pity for this particular bird-in-a-gilded-cage. "For better or WORSE. In (mental) sickness and health..." Vows have consequences. She could -- and should -- escape with Barron to a safe place. I hear Slovenia is nice this time of year.

The good news is that, if she is unwilling to give Drumpf a "happy ending" to his birthday celebration, Rancid Priapus or other cabinet members are ready, willing and able to step up. (And I apologize for that mental image).

[whathehell]

142. "Melanoma" Trump?...Really?

Over the top much?

[Fritz Walter]

145. point taken

Edited.

[whathehell]

146. Appreciate it.

[ailsagirl]

129. what an unmitigated ASS

[Beacool]

130. What an ugly man.

And I'm not just referring to his ugly mug.

[blue-wave]

131. K&R

[raven mad]

137. Let's send this off to the nearest monkey farm.

He'd fit.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

141. We will we will mock you (sing it)

Donnie you're a rich man
Life can be a bitch man,
When your staff pretends that they love you so.
You got orange on your face,
You big disgrace,
Kissing your ass all over the place.

Singing
We will we will mock you!
We will we will mock you!