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MineralMan

(146,262 posts)
Thu Jun 15, 2017, 11:44 AM Jun 2017

"More Gravy, Dammit!"

Overheard on the White House red phone, as the President complained about his most recent Kentucky Fried Colonel delivery. Apparently, though, Trump got the wrong number when he dialed, and Vlad answered, "Dyonald! This is nyot KFC, you nyinny! It's your old pyal, Vladimir. You don't nyeed more gravy. Try syome borscht, instead, and gyet a little exercise! I will syend you a tyanker of borscht if you will drop a fyew syanctions. "

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"More Gravy, Dammit!" (Original Post) MineralMan Jun 2017 OP
I see you've been on a roll lately. Good going. shraby Jun 2017 #1
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