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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsCNN: WH Official - Trump "Taking Matters Into His Own Hands"
He knows his in a political fight and HE'S going to take it on HIMSELF.
All I can say is:
THANK YOU 8 POUND 6 OUNCE LITTLE BABY JESUS!!!!
This is a disaster waiting to happen to him.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Orrex
(63,199 posts)adigal
(7,581 posts)His tweets today have already caused him future legal issues! Thank God he is such a dolt, cause we are seeing out govenment is not up to stopping a runaway executive with a complicit Congress.
I would guess they are plenty big enough for thatoh, you mean in regards to the article.
:O
stonecutter357
(12,695 posts)GoneOffShore
(17,339 posts)And now I'm going to have to finish a whole box of wine to get that image out of my head.
And just for that, I bet he's got Peyronie's disease as well.
http://www.webmd.com/men/peyronies-disease#1
Canoe52
(2,948 posts)I had to go smoke a couple of bowls!
Big_K
(237 posts)Though I suspect it's small enough not to be much of an issue.
Nac Mac Feegle
(969 posts)GoneOffShore
(17,339 posts)He probably hasn't seen it without a mirror in 20 years.
It might even be recessive.
C_U_L8R
(44,997 posts)volstork
(5,399 posts)LOL Lib
(1,462 posts)MineralMan
(146,284 posts)That's how he uses his hands. They're too small for much else. But they fit on a smartphone's display keyboard just right.
Motley13
(3,867 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)All smeared with KFC grease, beautiful chocolate cake frosting and globs of ice cream.
Jacquette
(152 posts)vanilla ice cream....
Don't ask.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Probably!
I'm eating lunch here!
louis-t
(23,288 posts)"Nah, that's just a little ice cream."
Progressive dog
(6,900 posts)Autumn
(45,042 posts)Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)can't fix anything.
His mouth will always overload his butt.
The man can't help himself. Which is both a good thing and a bad thing. (for the rest of us)
tblue37
(65,290 posts)Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)I know I shouldn't, but I still am.
tblue37
(65,290 posts)hummingbird ass." I believe it is a common Hausa saying.
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)Thanks! I'll try the saying out.
The_REAL_Ecumenist
(719 posts)there aren't Hummingbirds in Africa, Asia or Europe. They are native to the Americas
tblue37
(65,290 posts)Maybe it is a modern saying devised after information about hummingbirds became well known there.
Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,500 posts)LOL Lib
(1,462 posts)Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,500 posts)DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)underpants
(182,739 posts)I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.
I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
tblue37
(65,290 posts)klook
(12,154 posts)striking the ten pins of pestilence and ennui, and I forget what the other eight are. Maybe it's a spare and there are only two left.
I like to think of Jesus as a crow carrying a glint of sunlight in his beak.
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,379 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,379 posts)DeminPennswoods
(15,276 posts)with delight I'm sure.
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)and after they stop laughing they'll start planning the indictment.
Permanut
(5,598 posts)No one knows the system better than me, he said pausing to smile, which is why I alone can fix it.
underpants
(182,739 posts)Permanut
(5,598 posts)I'm betting he cancels DACA as soon as someone tells him what it is.
Chemisse
(30,807 posts)Permanut
(5,598 posts)maryellen99
(3,788 posts)irisblue
(32,961 posts)I thought Pastor Bill said 8 pounds, 2 ounces?
LOL
underpants
(182,739 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)your father may be going away for a little while!"
dembotoz
(16,799 posts)that is one of his big problems
people just don't say no to him
he gets his way
to rich to fail
thats why god created lawyers
Bernardo de La Paz
(48,988 posts)jpak
(41,757 posts)Alice11111
(5,730 posts)broadcaster90210
(333 posts)Nt
Ptah
(33,024 posts)GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)He forgot, Nobody understands lying delusional buffoon better than Donald Trump!
underpants
(182,739 posts)He had to go to notes on devaluation?
keithbvadu2
(36,747 posts)DONALD TRUMP: "I'M A REALLY SMART PERSON"
.
.
"I'm like a smart person"
.
aggiesal
(8,910 posts)tblue37
(65,290 posts)tclambert
(11,085 posts)He's like a smart person in the way an Etch-A-Sketch is like an HD TV.
He's like a smart person in the way a seahorse is like a racehorse.
He's like a smart person in the way a turkey is like an eagle. (Yeah, I like this one, because in this analogy, Trump is the turkey.)
GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)and call it a matter of investigation.
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)He's like the narcissistic criminals I see on ID who insist on representing themselves in court. They lose 100% of the time, but sometimes get new trials based on an incompetent counsel appeal, LOL. Don't think that would work for Chumpy though.
malaise
(268,887 posts)short-fingered vulgarian
Big_K
(237 posts)in Spy, those many years ago. Back when I was young, and had more hair on my head and less everywhere else.
malaise
(268,887 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,174 posts)(2) Fire the Justice Department.
(3) Fire Congress. All of them except maybe Mitch and Paul if they provide ample butt-smoochies.
(4) Find out who shot J.R.
(5) Find out who took the strawberries.
Tuesday...
RKP5637
(67,102 posts)NCjack
(10,279 posts)to priority #1.
Still In Wisconsin
(4,450 posts)How many times did he ask why we can't use nukes if we have them during the campaign?
underpants
(182,739 posts)OMAROSA!!
Tuesday... that got me
Alice11111
(5,730 posts)wondering who she was. Then, I read your post. I always thought she looked creepy, mean ugly.
MADem
(135,425 posts)The windows to the soul have no light in them....
orangecrush
(19,512 posts)Saturday Night Massacre.
Eliot Rosewater
(31,109 posts)If GOP doesnt do the patriotic thing, we could be in a civil unrest situation.
orangecrush
(19,512 posts)Patriotism and cool heads prevail.
bdamomma
(63,836 posts)all Putin has to do is pat donnie's head and say good boy, and donnie will obey like Putin's dog.
RKP5637
(67,102 posts)angrychair
(8,690 posts)There went my keyboard...
GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)And... eww. lol
angrychair
(8,690 posts)Keep being you Two-scoops, fuck those player hatin punks, am I right?
(Turns and walks away, a sly smile forms from ear to ear)
RKP5637
(67,102 posts)JHB
(37,158 posts)dchill
(38,465 posts)rurallib
(62,406 posts)he has a house in Florida, right?
So is this really:
"Florida Man comes to Trump's rescue in White House scandal"
huh, huh?
Motley13
(3,867 posts)enid602
(8,610 posts)I'm waiting for tRump to announce that he'll represent himself in court. Imagine the ratings!
Hekate
(90,633 posts)I feel better about the nukes since I read yesterday that Mattis and Tillerson are ignoring him and making policy on their own. On the one hand, that's an appalling way to run the government; on the other hand, I hope to God it means they're keeping the launch codes away from him.
Mc Mike
(9,114 posts)BeyondGeography
(39,367 posts)Missn-Hitch
(1,383 posts)new media empire which is probably in the works. TrumpTV, RealNewsRadio, The Daily Covfefe Newspaper.
He is going to make bank after all of this - 36% still support this tragedy and it will not drop below 33%. I know these folks. Diehard nimrods!
Jail? Ha. He will be pardoned.
wryter2000
(46,032 posts)This is going to be better than Watergate
sarge43
(28,941 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)underpants
(182,739 posts)Loved Woody Allen movies back in the day.
Thank you and I like to order something to go
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)underpants
(182,739 posts)About 20 seconds in
"We enjoy your films, particularly the early funny ones"
Big_K
(237 posts)Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!
Fielding Mellish: What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
blue-wave
(4,349 posts)Now I really must invest in that new recliner. This show is gonna be a good one! Might as well be comfortable.
As my mother used to say,"never try to understand it, because you never will." Unfortunately, sometimes I lapse from this wisdom and think I'm the one who's going crazy! Geez, Donnie, take your meds!
SethH
(170 posts)he's in a legal fight
underpants
(182,739 posts)Knife to a gun fight.
TygrBright
(20,756 posts)Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)Beartracks
(12,806 posts)... over Hillary losing.
Because Repubs are willfully blind and ignorant.
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tblue37
(65,290 posts)Doug the Dem
(1,297 posts)NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)pangaia
(24,324 posts)marlakay
(11,447 posts)Will save him. Why else would he post such obvious stuff to get him in trouble?
He can't be that dumb can he?
Javaman
(62,510 posts)sharedvalues
(6,916 posts)Mueller will almost certainly find something that will take him down -- money laundering, or corrupt taking from oligarchs sent by Putin, or discussing sanctions, or voter data, or even collusion.
If Mueller is left to do his work, DJT is done and he knows it. So he's backed into a corner.
His only hope is to completely disregard the rule of law. Fire Mueller or take over FBI or start a war or stage a coup. DJT has been corrupt his whole life. He's not going to let Mueller finish him without a fight.
Get ready.
meow2u3
(24,761 posts)I wouldn't put it past him.
keithbvadu2
(36,747 posts)Alternate truth ..... Fired - with extreme prejudice.
AgadorSparticus
(7,963 posts)You can do it, Donald!!! Yes you can!!!
spanone
(135,816 posts)0rganism
(23,937 posts)he's already a disaster that's happened to all Americans and the rest of the world, so all i can say to that is...
Kaleva
(36,294 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,174 posts)SergeStorms
(19,192 posts)is totally useless if he can't get Le Grande Orange to keep his big trap shut. Of course I heard that Trump's Attorney is 'lawyering' up himself, so we can all pretty much guess how competent Trump's Attorney actually is, can't we?
madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)MichaelSoE
(1,576 posts)Sancho
(9,067 posts)1.) grab a p**** in the White House
2.) enjoy finger-licking good KFC
3.) practice the putt putt a little in mar-a-lago
4.) shove a diplomat
5.) tweet, tweet, tweet
6.) push that record button when the FBI is in the room
7.) get Baron to show him control-alt-delete
8.) point at Hillary
9.) give the super secret handshake to Thersa May
10.) pull a Russian prostitute's hair