Satan Obviously In Charge Of Republican Party

[All-In]

Every single thing Republicans do is exactly the opposite of what Jesus taught.

Republicans are cruel, and simply love watching people suffer, and do all they can to make the less fortunate suffer as much as possible. From cutting food stamps and school lunches for children, to cutting Medicaid for the elderly. They are simply doing the devil's work every time they vote. And their "supporters" agree to "make them hurt" in lock step.

Satan is obviously in charge.

Agree?

Could this make a good campaign slogan?

[TEB]

1. How true

Welcome to DU

[C_U_L8R]

2. Satan has more heart than that

These be nihilists.

[Calculating]

3. Why Settle for the lesser evil, when you can vote Republican?

If Satan is real, the Republicans are definitely his party.

You want healthcare? Nah...Pay up or die.

Moral hypocrisy? No problem. They preach about gays being evil and the immorality of America while messing around with underage male hookers or having naked hot tub parties with teen girls.

You want good public education? Nah...We love stupid people. Without them we'd never be elected.

You want fair wages that people can live on? Nah...Get a skill losers

You want to raise minimum wages? Screw that, those poor losers will just spend it on more drugs(A notable republican actually said this)

You want help with tuition so you can learn a trade or get skills? Nah. Stupid commies need to get a damn job.

You want to stop locking people up over a plant which is less harmful than alcohol, and which actually has many known benefits? Nah... we only do what big pharma/LE/prison/alcohol want us to do. They pay better. Also we can use drug laws to lock up them minorities and take away their voting rights.

You want to take action on climate change so we don't leave our kids a hellish world? Nah...Takes too much money.

You address poverty and income/wealth inequality? Nah...The rich are our gods, and poor people deserve to have life suck because of their own poor choices.

You want to give gay people equal marriage rights? Nah...The bible says that's bad (Except for the parts of the bible we ignore, like those mentioning wealth and helping the poor/sick).

The repukes are truly vile loathsome creatures, and the ignorant people of this country keep voting them in because "Muh family values", "Gotta stop dem terrorizers", "Build dat wall" and stupid slogans like "bringing jobs back and making Murica great again DUR!" The saddest part is how they call themselves "Christians" while their actual actions are grounded in greed, bigotry, corruption and general ignorance.

The Republicans LITERALLY stole a SCOTUS seat and there's nothing that can be done about it. It's clear as day that Trump and his team colluded with Russia to cheat their way to victory and NOTHING gets done about it. They're appointing climate deniers to lead the EPA, racist old dinosaurs like Sessions to lead the Doj, and trying to roll back all the progressive progress of the past 40 years. Two elections have been stolen in the past 16 years alone, and nothing ever gets done about it.

[G_j]

4. If one believes Jesus to be the "Christ"

then advocating against attending to the "the least of these" is by definition, anti-christ.
As you say, they are opposed to the core of the message.

[kairos12]

5. Not Satan. He was no hypocrite.

[MineralMan]

6. Satan? No such entity exists.

The Republicans misanthropy is a human trait. No supernatural explanation is needed. Satan is a figment of the human imagination, used to explain terrible behavior on the part of some humans. It is a religious belief.