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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"And now for something completely incoherent!" . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Spicer!!!!
Sean (The Don Juan of His Dreams) Spicer is saying: "Your reports are simply wrong, David. The President told me I have his full confidence."
Sean Spicer is saying: "I think I'd know if I was 'growing out of favor,' as you say."
Sean Spicer is saying: "After all, the President's a busy man with lots on his mind. . . . So just because he doesn't acknowledge me at times, doesn't mean a thing. . . . Not a thing."
Sean Spicer is saying: "But he always knows when I'm in the room. . . . At least that's what he told me."
Sean Spicer is saying: "And if someone calls you 'dog meat,' that doesn't have to be a bad thing. . . . I mean some people feed their pets the best cuts. . . . I mean, if you can afford it, why not?"
Sean Spicer is saying: "The keys to my desk are another thing. . . . He said it was to check for leakers, but that was over week ago. . . . But I'm sure he knows best. . . . I'm not at all worried."
underpants
(182,547 posts)skip fox
(19,356 posts)"I know what I said that he said but that was before he said the other thing, which is what I then said he said until he said he didn't mean it, he meant that first thing all over again but completely different, which I what I now mean for him to have said, at least until he begins tweeting. . . . See?"
Johonny
(20,782 posts)Press, "What recent actions by Cuba prompted this reversal?"
Sean, "Ah, uh, hmm, all of them."
Press, "So no specific actions?"
Sean, "Well, there were actions and thus reasons. The president has his reasons."
Press, "How will stopping US travel to Cuba given the rest of the world freely goes there, do anything constructive to foster Cuban-American relationships given we had just lifted the ban with no apparent negative effects?"
Sean, "I believe the president has been clear on his reasons. We had them. Many reasons. I want to assure people this wasn't just a seat of the pants thing. We had reasons. Top people in security looked at this and made an assessment and the president acted on it."
That night Trump Twitter, "Banning travel to Cuba. no reasons. just feels right. You have to do what feels right."