"Let me see your freaking hands, spud!" . . . Please come CAPTION Sheriff David Clarke!!!!

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Sheriff David ("Both black and white die in my jails. No prejudice.&quot Clarke is saying: "You're right, Shep, the position of Deputy Secretary for Homeland Security was very tempting to me, but I had to pass. . . . I wouldn't be able to employ my expertise in, like, roughing people up, slamming them around in interrogation, and in general making them wish they'd never been born. . . . I told the President that if there was a job, like, Federal Sheriff of Capitol Hill, where I could frisk congressmen and tourists, put them in a holding cell and read them their rights while watching them p*ss themselves, I'd be interested. . . . He said he's see what he could do."

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1. I've awarded myself a medal for people talking about me being considered for the position

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2. The Sheriff is saying:

"This is a land of freedom, right? Why don't they talk about the freedom to die by cop. . . . I'll have our viewers know that my officers perform a very important community service."