"Jesus didn't have health care. Don't you read the Bible?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("You look like that and I'm supposed to take you seriously?&quot Trump is saying, "And one reason it was such a great meeting is because of fantastic senators like Lisa Murkowski and Susan Collins here, who just might find out that Santa can be extremely generous sometimes, like Christmas 2017 if they catch my drift. . . . I mean, who knows? . . . I'm just saying. . . ."


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Above CAPTION based on a meeting of Trump with Republican senators on his lame health care bill on 6/27/17 as covered by CNBC:

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/27/trump-speaks-at-health-care-meeting-with-republican-senators.html

[Laf.La.Dem.]

1. Looks like you got the short straw -

You get to sit next to me

[skip fox]

2. PresiDented Trump is saying:

"And here's my great idea. . . . I've saved it till now as a surprise. . . I got it all figured out. . . . We'll have the jobless get their health insurance through their employer. . . . The only thing I can't figure out is how come I have to do all the thinking around here?"

[DetlefK]

3. Yeah, but Jesus was basically a doctor who healed for free.

It's little-known what the presents of the three sages mean:
* Gold was a reference to royalty, a hint at Jesus the ruler.
* Frankincense was a reference to religious rituals, a hint at Jesus the priest/rabbi.
* Myrrh was used as a medicine, a hint at Jesus the healer.

[Docreed2003]

4. "That's not me...believe me...I didn't just shart myself"

[Doodley]

5. The people will love my healthcare bill so get behind it or I'll make sure you lose in the midterms

[skip fox]

6. D.T. is saying:

"Seriously, Susan, there's absolutely no pressure, . . . but if you ever want to see your four lovely grandchildren again, . . . well, you might want to reconsider."

[Johonny]

7. Now I gathered you all here today to tell me how great I am. Now who's first?

Lisa, you're a fine chick, so do you want to go first or would the Susan, not a ten anymore, Collins like to be the first to praise me. Don't hold back, tell me how you really think, and remember lies are acceptable. For instance I love this bill.

[underpants]

8. That look on Murkowski's face

[GallopingGhost]

12. I know!

Captioning the look on her face would be a riot!

[underpants]

9. (Reads from WH staff prepared bulleted talking points) And coverage for the coal minors...

We have to make sure those coal minors are covered. Great kids. Very hard working. Thanks to Secretary Pruitt at the EPA and Secretary Acosta at Labor upcoming deregulations we hate regulations right we're going to have a lot more minors digging the coal and we need to make sure they're covered.

[Deb]

10. "Trumpcare is really phase one of my generous Tax Reform bill"

[GallopingGhost]

11. "I can't believe you wore so little make-up to come

to a meeting with me. I only like to meet with women who are tens, or at least higher than an eight! Speaking of tens, tens and tens and tens of millions of people are going to have health care that is terrific, terrific. It's going to be special, very special. Not like the failing O-care! By the way, those lines around your eyes...you really should do something about them; I don't like to see that. Women are beautiful creatures, beautiful! I just can't stop kissing them."

[skip fox]

13. D.T. is saying:

"Are you going to eat those mashed potatoes?"

[Fozzledick]

14. Jesus used medical marijuana.

He healed lepers and the blind by anointing them with oil heavy infused with "Kaneh-Bosem".

http://www.psychedelicadventure.net/2009/04/jesus-used-cannabis-holy-anointing-oil.html