NASA denies running a child slave colony on Mars.

[DetlefK]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars

On Thursday’s program, the InfoWars host welcomed guest Robert David Steele onto The Alex Jones Show, which airs on 118 radio stations nationwide, to talk about kidnapped children he said have been sent on a two-decade mission to space.

“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” said Steele. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

Jones echoed Steele, saying “clearly they don’t want us looking into what is happening” because “every time probes go over they turn them off.”

“Look, I know that 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I’ve been told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea. There is so much stuff going on,” Jones said.

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On Thursday’s Infowars broadcast, Steele alleged the kidnapped children were not only being kidnapped for space labor, but also murdered for their blood and bone marrow.

"Pedophilia does not stop with sodomizing children,” said Steele. “It goes straight into terrorizing them to adrenalize their blood and then murdering them. It also includes murdering them so that they can have their bone marrow harvested as well as body parts.”

“This is the original growth hormone,” said Jones.

[spanone]

1. what else would they say?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

8. "NASA" is four-fifths of the letters in "SATAN." Need I say more? NT

[doc03]

2. Trump voters believe this crap nt

[TheBlackAdder]

18. Wait! The lunar landing was faked, but we somehow have a colony on Mars?

[Cal Carpenter]

20. My brain just exploded

Thanks a lot.

[TheBlackAdder]

24. Just a Value Added Service :-D

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If I'm not mistaken, Alex Jones pushed the conspiracy theory that the Moon Landing was fake.

So, I guess we just jumped over the easy celestial body and went for the long ball.

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[shraby]

3. Man! That guy sure has one active imagination. I would guess he gave his mother a lot of exasperatio

while he was growing up.

When me and my brothers were young and someone tried telling a whopper, Mom would say "fairy tales are for after dark".

[pnwest]

4. I just can't even, anymore. What the

sam hill kind a world are we living in, that NASA even HAS to issue a denial like that...,

[FSogol]

5. How soon until Megan Kelly has him on?

[csziggy]

23. You mean, how long until Megan Kelly has him on AGAIN! nt

[Chasstev365]

6. Jones also claims a statue of Elvis was found on Mars!

He says NASA knows the statue beams back "All Shook Up" and "Hunk of Burning Love."

Alex Jones =

[dawg]

35. But that one is true.

[Chasstev365]

36. 😁😂

[politicat]

7. No more internet for these two.

[gratuitous]

9. The upside to this whopper (and I had to look real fucking hard for it)

At least one of Jones' demented listeners isn't likely to launch himself to Mars to shoot up the planet looking for the basement.

[smirkymonkey]

10. NASA is in to some crazy shit man.

[Me.]

17. What About All Those Thunderstorms

Before there was a NASA

[smirkymonkey]

19. There has ALWAYS been a NASA.

[Me.]

21. Aah, Silly Me

[left-of-center2012]

11. From a pizza parlor in D.C. to Mars

[Initech]

13. Infowars... IN SPACE!!!!!

[left-of-center2012]

14. Is Trump one of the 'lizard people'?

[Initech]

15. Well, he hasn't said he isn't! The conspiracy deepens!

[Initech]

12. Of course! That's what they want you to think!

[underpants]

30. Suuuuure they don't.

[sarisataka]

16. Not children...

[Gothmog]

22. It this the latest conspiracy theory?

[gldstwmn]

25. Jesus H. Christ.

I can't even make any sense of what I just read.

[ProfessorGAC]

26. This Guy Is Extra Stupid

Mars is, on average, only 48.36 million miles from earth. So, in 20 years there are 17,520 hours. That means that this guy has NASA flying kids to the moon at 276 miles per hour.

WWII aircraft flew faster than that, and those planes are 75 year old technology.

This idiot must not have a calculator.

[Whiskeytide]

37. More likely he just knows ...

... that he is safe in assuming his listeners don't have - perhaps have never even heard of - a calculator.

[ProfessorGAC]

38. Good One!

Never heard of a calculator. I just get a kick out of how we pulled 20 years out of his ass. By that measure, the Apollo missions would have taken 36 days to get to the moon and the same time to get back. Of course, dullards like him think the moon landing was fake.

So, to be clear: We faked the moon landings because we could not get 240,000 miles with rockets, but now we go to Mars with the technology and payload to keep people alive for 20 years because we only want to go 276 miles per hour.

Makes perfect sense, right?

[get the red out]

27. I'm glad they set that straight!

But what about the pizza parlors on Mars? I've heard they are pretty good!

[underpants]

28. That subject actually made me laugh out loud

and the content didn't disappoint

[A HERETIC I AM]

29. Well, there it is...

[Squinch]

31. On the bright side, I think this means there is pizza on Mars. Maybe the "Pizza Gate" is the

place where the poor kids get on the spaceship. I don't know. I just know there's some pizza implication to this.

[blueinredohio]

32. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

[Solly Mack]

33. This illustrates the larger problem with idiots.

In order to get through to them, you have to go back to the very basics just to get them to understand why the current crop of looney-tune disinformation is stupid and wrong.

They have a little piece of information/knowledge - a dangerous thing already - which they don't understand - but they will still build an elaborate conspiracy around what little they do know coupled with new found knowledge, that is itself only partial and inaccurate in explanation (and that they still don't understand), and combine the two to come up with the most outlandish bullshit - which they wholeheartedly believe.

To knock down one lie you have to unwrap all the lies going back years. You have to go back to zero knowledge and refill their heads with accurate information.

In early childhood education, you think in terms of building blocks (creating steps) - for example, you teach math concepts by teaching children to sort blocks by color, etc.. They are all blocks - but what are the subsets? (by color, etc..) They learn the idea, the concept, the words.

I think maybe some people got busted and broken blocks and still tried creating steps from them.

[suffragette]

34. So they decided that if they place their fake story this far away, an overly zealous believer can't

Actually go there and, thus, inadvertantly expose that the whole story is a made up mess.

Figures that would be their takeaway lesson from the armed pizza place takeover.

[pansypoo53219]

39. why would we have child slaves before an astronaut lands on mars?