BREAKING NEWS: Angela Merkel: "You're right, Donald. I just can't stop talking about John Podesta."

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Added Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau: "Me too! And what about Pizzagate?"



French President Emmanuel Macron jumped in, stating, "Honestly, I'm more interested in Kim Dotcom's latest exclusive on Hillary Clinton's hit on Seth Rich. I heard Sean Hannity's going to be covering it tonight. I can't wait!"

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Details at Eleven.

[SummerSnow]

1. Trump says "everybody at the g20 summit is talking about Podesta emails"

His lies leave me speechless. Narcs lie as easy as breathing

[Leith]

2. If They Heard the "News" about the Topic of Discussion in Germany

Probably most of them needed to be told or reminded of who John Podesta was.

Quick! Who was in charge of Merkel's last election? How about Trudeau's? Yup, thought so.

[Retrograde]

7. Yeah, but they didn't have that killer risotto recipe

which is the only thing I remember about Podesta's emails.

[Leith]

8. Well, Silly Me

I've been rinsing the starch off the rice before I cook it. I got a strainer with a very tight weave just for that purpose. Who knew I was supposed to save it? I'm guessing that scummy stuff that floated to a layer on the top is the starch...

[RKP5637]

3. King of the Assholes! n/t

[Gothmog]

4. Trump is a spoiled child with no self control

[Ilsa]

5. I'm telling all of my friends:

Link to tweet

[True Dough]

6. Hey, it's not like

these people have countries to run or anything. Oh, maybe they do.

On second thought, there might be a few more pressing things on their daily calendars than John Podesta's emails.

[Hieronymus]

9. Who listens to that sociopath, Trump?

[kerry-is-my-prez]

10. They are laughing their asses off if they happen to be following it.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. They took a break to admire the size of my inaguration crowds.