Russia plays blotus like a Stradivarius

[demtenjeep]

http://washingtonjournal.com/2017/07/07/top-putin-adviser-just-mocked-trumps-weakness-todays-meeting/

This is just one delicious paragraph. The entire article is great!




"The choice of terminology in a context of Trump’s alt-right fandom is so biting he might well have called him a “cuck.” Trump may like to pretend that he’s a strong and powerful leader, but he’s just been played for a complete fool."

[WhiteTara]

1. Strads are synonymous with quality

Russia played him like a cheap fiddle.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Or a cigar box and rubber band banjo.

[WhiteTara]

6. That did come to mind! As well as

one made of cardboard! lol

[bhikkhu]

2. I associate trump more with an old accordion than a stradivarius

...looking at the type of sounds that come out.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. A bagpipe with a leaky bag and a bad reed.

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. kazoo made from a comb and piece of paper

[ProudLib72]

7. Tum bala tum bala tum balalaika

Tum balalaika, shpiel balalaika.