Rmoney about to address the NAACP

[malaise]

on GEM$NBComcast.

Good fugging grief - the crap preamble - I do love the music..blah blah..ha haha

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

1. Ifyou knew what a swell guy i am, you'd vote for me!

[malaise]

2. This is a fucking disaster

Good

[Ikonoklast]

3. "Wow! Who knew that the NAACP had so many Black members!"

"Isn't America great? Heh heh heh."

[malaise]

4. They just booed his sorry ass

[Ikonoklast]

5. This is godawfully painful.

Mittens is giving his nebulous "WhatI'mGonnaDo" speech.

Hey, ten or twelve people are clapping.

Big boo right there on the Obama slam.

[malaise]

6. A complete and total flop

i'm lovin' it.

[Ikonoklast]

7. Why didn't he just e-mail or fax in his standard "Rising Tide" speech?

OH, NO!!!

MITT HAS A BLACK FRIEND!!!

I cannot believed he just bthrew that card out there!!

[fishwax]

8. He's more than just a friend, he's an unofficial adviser

Back in Massachusetts I had a black guy in my Kitchen Cabinet

[Ikonoklast]

9. Mitt is so isolated, he still thinks people actually fall for that stuff.

Out-of-touch jackwagon that he is.

[lpbk2713]

10. "Ya know ... some of my best friends are ...

... bailing out on me."

[HopeHoops]

11. "I know some black people. They own the sponges they wash my cars with."