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GregW

(6,155 posts)
Sat Jul 8, 2017, 08:57 PM Jul 2017

Anyone else ever wondered if Donnie Jr. has had a paternity test?

His build, height, skin, hair, face is almost the polar opposite of the rest of the clan. I suppose he could be a throw-back, but every time I see them all together that songs creeps into my mind...

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

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Anyone else ever wondered if Donnie Jr. has had a paternity test? (Original Post) GregW Jul 2017 OP
I Think He Has That Unfortunate Trump Mouth Me. Jul 2017 #1
Nope! He looks like a chip off the old block to me! 50 Shades Of Blue Jul 2017 #2
Yep, all childred of the corn, or if you prefer, Uday and Qusay for the boys. brush Jul 2017 #16
I actually had that very same thought, today. Siwsan Jul 2017 #3
I think he and Eric look just like the dweeb who fathered them. hlthe2b Jul 2017 #4
It was the milkman.... magicarpet Jul 2017 #5
No. That would be Eric Trump. Whose father is really Boris Johnson. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #6
All that money and horrible teeth. Historic NY Jul 2017 #10
All that money and skimming from donations to a children's cancer charity. Tanuki Jul 2017 #12
Switched at birth? Tanuki Jul 2017 #7
He looks like his father in Cheato's younger days: tblue37 Jul 2017 #21
Ivanka looked like him before the plastic surgery JI7 Jul 2017 #8
I think he looks like Trump. His lips. Soft, yukky. Eom. pirateshipdude Jul 2017 #9
Every single one looks different, from Barron on up Not Ruth Jul 2017 #11
Wouldn't surprise me. smirkymonkey Jul 2017 #13
Bwah-HAH!1 He's got the attitude!1 Nurture or Nature?!1 UTUSN Jul 2017 #14
I think Junior has big teeth like Ivanka but that could be the dentist blueinredohio Jul 2017 #15
Uday and Qusay yortsed snacilbuper Jul 2017 #17
Ivanka has naturally darker skin and hair LeftInTX Jul 2017 #18
Exactly. I was going to say that Ivanka is not a blonde and looked very different pre-surgery anneboleyn Jul 2017 #19
Can't fake that underbite chin. blogslut Jul 2017 #20
Butt-head of Beavis and Butt-head duo. nt oasis Jul 2017 #22

brush

(53,721 posts)
16. Yep, all childred of the corn, or if you prefer, Uday and Qusay for the boys.
Sat Jul 8, 2017, 10:23 PM
Jul 2017

They look like their orange oaf father to me.

Siwsan

(26,235 posts)
3. I actually had that very same thought, today.
Sat Jul 8, 2017, 09:00 PM
Jul 2017

I have no idea what his mother's natural hair color might be but he does look as if he was cut from a completely different, although equally defective, bolt of cloth.

hlthe2b

(102,058 posts)
4. I think he and Eric look just like the dweeb who fathered them.
Sat Jul 8, 2017, 09:01 PM
Jul 2017

Ivanka has had a nose job and possibly other "touch ups" so perhaps that is why you think they look so different?

 

Not Ruth

(3,613 posts)
11. Every single one looks different, from Barron on up
Sat Jul 8, 2017, 09:12 PM
Jul 2017

I think that Barron is the only one that looks like "dad"

blueinredohio

(6,797 posts)
15. I think Junior has big teeth like Ivanka but that could be the dentist
Sat Jul 8, 2017, 10:12 PM
Jul 2017

otherwise he looks nothing like them and Eric is just spooky looking

anneboleyn

(5,611 posts)
19. Exactly. I was going to say that Ivanka is not a blonde and looked very different pre-surgery
Sun Jul 9, 2017, 12:00 AM
Jul 2017

That's the pic I was thinking of -- she and Don jr look very much alike.

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